Lawnmower Quotes

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement. (Robert A. Heinlein)
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. View quote
Eric Morecambe
No matter what she did with her hair it took about three minutes for it to tangle itself up again, like a garden hosepipe in a shed [Which, no matter how carefully coiled, will always uncoil overnight and tie the lawnmower to the bicycles]. View quote
Terry Pratchett
If a tornado twists at 175 miles an hour and stays on the ground like a massive lawnmower for 50 miles, God gave the command. View quote
John Piper
When I need to think of, like, a peaceful scene or something, I think of my back garden in summertime. And whenever I hear the lawnmower next door, I always think it's really peaceful. View quote
Ed Westwick
From a very young age, I liked to take apart things. All of my Christmas gifts would wind up in a million pieces. I actually recall taking apart my dad's lawnmower three times to understand how combustible engines work. View quote
Homaro Cantu
And he had a nice home in Ohio with wife, daughter, Christmas tree, two cars, garage, lawn, lawnmower, but he couldn't enjoy any of it because he really wasn't free. It was sadly true. View quote
Jack Kerouac