Weatherman Quotes

... You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. (Bob Dylan)
The weatherman is always right, It's his timing that's off. View quote
Bill Cosby
I began as a weatherman and I learned very quickly I wasn't very good at it. View quote
Bob Iger
The TV weatherman has always been one of the best, most secure jobs. They change anchors, they change the set, producers come and go. But the weather person hangs on forever! View quote
Willard Scott
There is something endearing about the weatherman. View quote
Willard Scott
People over 100 are the fastest-growing group in America. People soon will be working 'til 100 - some because they have to - and living 'til 125 or even 135. What do I know, I'm just a weatherman, but I've made a hobby of studying this, and it's phenomenal. View quote
Willard Scott
I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out. The weatherman said, 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, 'Oops ... ' View quote
Steven Wright
[imitating weatherman] "Okay, let's go to our new hurricane weather map...(screen behind him shows a massive cyclone) ...FUCK! This is Hurricane Siobhan. The map is the entire South. The asshole in the middle is Dallas...um, crazy...back to you, Ted, I just shit myself. View quote
Robin Williams