Smartass Quotes

It's actually not very hard to re-set between the adult novels and the ones for younger readers. The narrative voices are very similar, the smartass attitude, the environmental battles. Kids love books that are irreverent and challenge authority, when authority is arbitrary, greedy or foolish. They also love it when you make fun of grownups, and I've spent my whole life as a writer doing that. (Carl Hiaasen)
Once when Harry asked Ed why they didn't go back to Toledo, Ed looked at him with that smartass squint and asked, "You ever been to Toledo?" View quote
John Updike
Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep. View quote
Jim Butcher
Well, I come from a long, long line of smartasses. Smartass is allergic to dumbass. It's actually a physical allergy, as in you're repulsed by dumbasses. View quote
Josh Homme
Even Christian-the poster child for "smartass"-looked grim. View quote
Richelle Mead
I don't try to be completely calculating in everything I say and do, but there's no way I'm going to talk. There's no reason to. And that's why I'm such a boring interview, because I don't go for the shock value, or smartass answers. View quote
Chris O'Donnell
Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible. - Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass. View quote
Jill Shalvis
"Even if you could talk to it, you wouldn't learn anything. All it would tell you is what it wanted you to hear. Or no, not even what it wants you to hear; it would generate words that in some kind of model of possible outcomes produce a result that enhances the likelihood of its reproductive success.” "I do that too,” Leo said. "From time to time.” Smiling. "Smartass,” Cassie said. View quote
Robert Charles Wilson