Lactose Quotes

I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people. (Larry David)
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. View quote
Jay London
Frank: "I wish I was ADHD or dyslexic. All I got is lactose intolerance." Percy: "Seriously?" Frank: "And I love ice cream too... View quote
Rick Riordan
Snake people do not drink milk," Kekrops said. "We are lactose intolerant reptiles." "Me too!" Frank said. "I mean... lactose intolerant. Not a reptile. Though I can be a reptile sometimes. View quote
Rick Riordan
The whole crew sat on the deck, without a storm or a monster attack to worry about for the first time in days, and ate ice cream. Well, except for Frank, who was lactose intolerant. He got an apple. View quote
Rick Riordan
I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to eat dairy, because they like it so much. And I find it not acceptable. View quote
Lake Bell
Lactose and Lecithin "But back at the lab he found the sleestack was right Not only was it three cracks light but too white The test show lactose, ambisol, lecithin Five types of aspirin and other kinds of medicines" View quote
MF DOOM
My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant. View quote
Margaret Cho
Fortified plant-based milks are delicious and contain all the calcium, protein, and vitamin D of dairy products but with none of the cholesterol, lactose, hormones, or cruelty found in cow's milk. View quote
Ingrid Newkirk