Dispenser Quotes

I'm the smartest man in the world. Once I wore a cape in public, and fought battles against men who could fly, who had metal skin, who could kill you with their eyes. I fought CoreFire to a standstill, and the Super Squadron, and the Champions. Now I have to shuffle through a cafeteria line with men who tried to pass bad checks. Now I have to wonder if there will be chocolate milk in the dispenser. And whether the smartest man in the world has done the smartest thing he could do with his life. (Austin Grossman)
Oh! This'll impress you - I'm actually in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Obviously my family is so proud. Keep in mind though, I'm a PEZ dispenser and I'm in the abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says you can't have it all? View quote
Carrie Fisher
She doesn't quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him. View quote
Frank Miller
I thought this was a candy dispenser! Fucking candy! View quote
Joe Trohman
That master of arts, that dispenser of genius, the Belly. View quote
Persius
THIS BEACH NOT SAFE FOR SWIMMING NOT Drinking Water UNFIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION Now Wash Your Hands (Penalty for noncompliance $50) FILTERMASK DISPENSER Use product once only-maximum 1 hour OXYGEN 25¢. View quote
John Brunner
On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of London with the principle of the chewing gum dispenser. View quote
Cecil Beaton
Republicans rarely criticize Obama for lack of empathy - in part because liberals have traditionally been seen as standing up for the weak and the vulnerable. Conservatives can be just as empathetic. But they believe that, in most cases, it's not government's role to be the primary dispenser of empathy. View quote
Gary Bauer
Roger: No I don't collect stem variations – the different colored bottom part – cause you can have one Pez dispenser that has a head and there will be the same head but the bottom will have a different color. I don't collect those at all so mine are all different Pez dispensary heads, because the head is really the most collectible part. I'm trying to give you lessons on Pez dispensers... How dare you suggest I collect stem variations? Are they all duplicates? NO THEY'RE NOT DUPLICATES! That would be cheating. View quote
Roger Manganelli