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I like Americans now. They're dead nice. More polite. They aren't like the English, 'Ey Mac, comin' for a pint round the corner, yer twat?' I hate all that stuff, all that wanting you to be like you were in 1982. I've made up me mind that where I'm gonna regain the lost ground is over here in America.
Ian McCulloch
The BB house works as a kind of twat amplifier, you see. Once harnessed within, someone who in normal life would merely strike me as a bit of a git quickly swells in negative stature, eventually coming to symbolise everything I hate about our cruel and godless universe.
Charlie Brooker
Well, it took me over two hours to find Frencesco's keys which was disappointing but I did go to Venice for free and I didn't fall into the canal on the way home like a twat.
Derren Brown
What people often forget, of course, is that Magneto, unlike the lovely Sir Ian McKellen, is a mad old terrorist twat. No matter how he justifies his stupid, brutal behaviour, or how anyone else tries to justify it, in the end he's just an old bastard with daft, old ideas based on violence and coercion. I really wanted to make that clear (when writing New X-Men).
Grant Morrison
Twat is twat and that is that.
George Carlin
The only meat in the world sweeter, hotter, and pinker than Amanda's twat is Carolina barbecue.
Tom Robbins
Bees. They don't know they've even got a fuckin' sting. It's like buzzes, it's a twat with a shotgun!
Lee Evans (comedian)
I don't come out on film. I get the red eye. Blokes like that: [imitates knocking someone out] "You fuckin' will in a minute, ya twat!"
Lee Evans (comedian)