Schmuck Quotes

When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi. (Larry Wall)
Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese. View quote
William H. Macy
I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on. View quote
George Clooney
I'm not expecting the American literary community to welcome me with open arms. To them I'm just some schmuck kid who wrote some book. View quote
Macaulay Culkin
Clinton's a schmuck. View quote
Abe Vigoda
Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck. View quote
Michael Reagan
My feeling is that the hero has now been defined by phrases like the odious one that we were all raised with - crimes does not pay. Of course it pays, you schmuck. That's not why we don't do it. We don't do it because it is wrong. View quote
Frank Miller
I know that it's probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician. This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw 'The Killing Fields,' and I've got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck. View quote
Al Franken
Clean to you, schmuck, but dirty to the Latins! View quote
Lenny Bruce