Phlegm Quotes

How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatological mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements? (Joseph Heller)
If there is one thing more than another in this whole accursed tissue of false society, which makes me angry, it is the asinine stupidity which with the true phlegm of impenetrable dullness says, "Why don't the women leave!" Will you tell me where they will go and what they shall do? When the State, the legislators, has given to itself, the politicians, the utter and absolute control of the opportunity to live; when, through this precious monopoly, already the market of labor is so overstocked that workmen and workwomen are cutting each others' throats for the dear privilege of serving their lords; when girls are shipped from Boston to the south and north, shipped in carloads, like cattle, to fill the dives of New Orleans or the lumber-camp hells of my own state...
Voltairine de Cleyre
In a word, human life is more governed by fortune than by reason; is to be regarded more as a dull pastime than as a serious occupation; and is more influenced by particular humour, than by general principles. Shall we engage ourselves in it with passion and anxiety? It is not worthy of so much concern. Shall we be indifferent about what happens? We lose all the pleasure of the game by our phlegm and carelessness. While we are reasoning concerning life, life is gone; and death, though perhaps they receive him differently, yet treats alike the fool and the philosopher.
David Hume
Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm.
Dave Barry
There's something oddly satisfying about coughing up a particularly big mouthful of phlegm. Could almost let you skip breakfast.
Ben Croshaw
But in this Second Work if thou extract our Air and our Fire with the phlegm water, they will the more naturally and easily be drawn out of their infernal prison, and with less losse of their Spirits, than by the former way before described.
George Ripley
Rama Rama Rama Rama Sita Rama you chant Do with devotion, and get the release you want... As those Yama hordes arrive, to bid you to come Spirit tries to escape the throat, Hari's name will not come Body systems cease working and our relative are bemoaning Name of the Ocean-daughter's lord will it come to your asking? When your breath is blocked by phlegm in your throat Vasudev Krishna's name will be of no use then to shout When you beautiful body breaks down and falls apart As your eyes get blurred and dead, Ranga's name will not depart When your body juices mix up and collect down below As the elements disintegrate, uttering God's name will it allow. Having born as a wicked and done many a cruel deed As soul departs, Puranadara Vittala's name will not proceed.
Purandara Dasa
What's the bravest thing you ever did? He spat in the road a bloody phlegm. Getting up this morning, he said.
Cormac McCarthy
Men don't have to assess women, that's why we can objectify them so quickly. On some level, we don't really give a fuck. A man can see a woman with a heavy cold and all he'd think would be "I would rattle that fucking phlegm loose."
Frankie Boyle