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Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
George Carlin
The thing about a bush baby is that the male establishes its territory by peeing on his hands and putting it all on the walls. And after you've had a pair for about six months, you can see people coming into the house, sniffing and going: ‘Now, that's definitely not mulligatawny soup.
David Attenborough
Why is it we want so badly to memorialize ourselves? Even while we're still alive. We wish to assert our existence, like dogs peeing on fire hydrants.
Margaret Atwood
Because of the nature of the penis, men have performance anxiety, whereas no woman ever has to prove herself in this way. So men's egos are totally involved in performance, in doing, achieving. An erection is a kind of achievement. So is peeing. As I've said, a boy has to learn to aim in order to no longer be infantile. So it's an accomplishment. The male orgasm is short-lived and transient - and that's the irony of men's sexuality. It's ironic that feminism looks at the penis as power and violence when in fact it is very weak.
Camille Paglia
When I landed on the top of a lamppost in the London dusk it was peeing with rain.
Jonathan Stroud
Don't be afraid to fart while peeing, every rainstorm needs a bit of thunder.
Richard Owen
What did you do about peeing?
George V of the United Kingdom
I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
Alan Bennett