Testicle Quotes

Berlin is the testicle of the West. When I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin. (Nikita Khrushchev)
There's a bit of testicle at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness.
Denis Diderot
One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.
Confucius
Beware of averages. The average person has one breast and one testicle.
Dixie Lee Ray
There's nothing I enjoy more than sitting down with a big piece of marmite on toast and reading through the archives of a good webcomic. The only problem is that the good webcomics are all hidden behind pile upon pile of testicle sweat masquerading as entertainment.
Ben Croshaw
It's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. -T-SHIRT.
Darynda Jones
FRANCIS PICABIA is an imbecile, an idiot, a pickpocket!!! 1921 BUT He saved Arp from constipation! The first mechanical work was created by madam Tzara the Day she put little Tristan into the world, however she didn't know it funny girl Francis Picabia is an imbecilic Spanish professor who has never been dada FRANCIS PICABIA IS NOTHING FRANCIS PICABIS likes the morality of idiots Arp's binocle is Tristan's testicle FRANCIS PICABIS IS NOTHING!!!!!!!!!! But Arp was Dada before Dada.
Francis Picabia
Look! The moon like a testicle hangs low in the sky. This bodes not well.
Robin Williams
The brain has all the characteristics of a gland except one-leaky capillaries-the sturdy brain capillaries are collectively called the 'blood-brain-barrier'. This barrier can easily be demonstrated by injecting a blue dye into an animal; every other organ (except the testicle) turns blue, but the blood-brain barrier keeps the brain as white as snow.
Richard Bergland