Enema Quotes

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema. (Warren Beatty)
Asking a sociologist to solve a problem is like prescribing an enema for diarrhea. View quote
Saul Alinsky
I discovered, though, that once having given a pig an enema there is no turning back, no chance of resuming one of life's more stereotyped roles. View quote
E. B. White
Dadaism has launched an attack on the fine arts. It has declared art to be a magic opening of the bowels, administered an enema to the Venus of Milo, and finally enabled 'Laocoon and Sons' to ease themselves after a thousand-year struggle with the rattlesnake. Dadaism has reduced positive and negative to utter nonsense. It has been destructive in order to achieve indifference. View quote
Jean Arp
If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone. View quote
Lenny Bruce
If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox. View quote
Christopher Hitchens
Punk was sort of an angry stance against things that had happened just before, against the pop of glam rock, against progressive rock. Music had become very staid and it was about the playing and people obsessed. Eric Clapton was God and we needed an enema within the art form, and punk did do that. View quote
Gary Kemp
Reading Stephen King's book, On Writing, was like being cornered and forced to have a long, drawn out mental enema. View quote
Mary Garden
I think you know grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents that are walkin' on their pants with their cap on backwards, listenin' to the Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg and they don't like 'em. View quote
Alan K. Simpson
This town needs an enema. View quote
Jack Nicholson