Spank Quotes

As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank. (Dean Norris)
On the other hand, it is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair. View quote
Diana Wynne Jones
I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty. View quote
Craig Ferguson
Spank the Yanks and hit the Brits! View quote
Sukarno
They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs? View quote
Christopher Moore (author)
The question is... How did a girl like Annabelle manage to talk a man like you into joining our silly little family party?” Annabelle smiled sweetly. "I promised he could tie me up afterward and spank me. View quote
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn't know which end to spank. View quote
Sean Covey
I'm gonna go home and spank the clown. View quote
Bill Allred
For example, parents who talk a lot to their children have kids with better language skills, parents who spank have children who grow up to be violent, parents who are neither too authoritarian or too lenient have children who are well-adjusted, and so on. View quote
Steven Pinker
My younger son, Cordell, aka Lil Snoop, loves me like a fan loves Snoop Dogg. He's inspired by making me happy. My older son, Corde, aka Spank, does everything I say, with effort and determination - but he does it for himself. He gets his thrill out of seeing his own results on the football field. View quote
Snoop Dogg
Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back... mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass *smack* I'M YOUR SON FROM THE FUTURE!! AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *smack* I'M FROM THE FUTURE!! I'M YOUR SON!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH. (Dane Cook)