Herpes Quotes

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. (Hunter S. Thompson)
(We are) the herpes of American cinema (because) we aren't going anywhere... View quote
Lloyd Kaufman
If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. View quote
Chuck Palahniuk
Can you ever "solve" poverty? Can you ever "solve" crime? Can you ever "solve" disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes? Hell no. View quote
Max Brooks
Ben Shapiro is the herpes on our ass. View quote
Alex Jones
Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes. View quote
Jen Lancaster
Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes. View quote
Justin Halpern
Wendy warmed my heart, earned my trust, touched my soul, and then touched me in a lot of other places. And right after we'd slept together for the very first time she looked up at me with her chocolate-brown, trustworthy doe eyes and said, "I've got herpes. I thought you should know. View quote
Caprice Crane
You," Madeline said, her voice hollow and wheezing, "are like a bad case of herpes, wizard. You're inconvenient, embarassing, no real threat, and you simplygo away. View quote
Jim Butcher
Natural selection shaped the human brain to be drawn toward aspects of nature that enhance our survival and reproduction, like verdant landscapes and docile creatures. There is no payoff to getting the warm fuzzies in the presence of rats, snakes, mosquitoes, cockroaches, herpes simplex and the rabies virus. View quote
Paul Bloom
In the past, both sexes were anxious about sex and pregnancy. Now the pill minimizes her anxiety and condoms increase his. Now the pimple faced boy must still risk rejection while also overcoming his own fear of herpes and AIDS and reassuring her there is nothing to fear. He must still do the sexual risk-taking, but now he can be put in jail if he takes risks too quickly or be called a wimp if he doesn't take them quickly enough. (Warren Farrell)