Floss Quotes

Never floss with a stranger. (Joan Rivers)
It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school. View quote
Laurie Halse Anderson
YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode. View quote
James Patterson
My father was in the civil service. I can remember standing in a bus shelter in the pouring rain, and that we were allowed candy floss at the end of the holiday if we had behaved. View quote
Honor Blackman
The biggest reason most people fail is that they try to fix too much at once - join a gym, get out of debt, floss after meals and have thinner thighs in 30 days. View quote
Marilu Henner
I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner? View quote
Frank Zappa
I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. View quote
Sarah Silverman
Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss? View quote
Christopher Moore (author)
....You should keep dental floss on you at all times; when your eyesight goes, quit driving; don't keep too many secrets, eventually they'll eat away at you. But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. And this is what I figured out on my own: Over the course of a lifetime, people change, but not as much as you'd think. Nobody really grows up. View quote
Lisa Lutz
Tim Cook is not Steve Jobs. In fact, he's about as thrilling as dental floss. View quote
John C. Dvorak
Nature repairs her ravages, - repairs them with her sunshine, and with human labor. The desolation wrought by that flood had left little visible trace on the face of the earth, five years after. The fifth autumn was rich in golden cornstacks, rising in thick clusters among the distant hedgerows; the wharves and warehouses on the Floss were busy again, with echoes of eager voices, with hopeful lading and unlading. And every man and woman mentioned in this history was still living, except those whose end we know. (George Eliot)