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Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
Jim Steinman
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
Andy Borowitz
We live in a world where people will have a GPS and a crucifix on the same dashboard - and you want me to have hope for these fuckin' monkeys on swing-sets?
Doug Stanhope
It's absolutely crucial that we don't conflate this internal reality with the external reality that it's tracking, because the two are very different. My brain's internal reality is like the dashboard of my car: a convenient summary of the most useful information. Just as my car's dashboard tells me my speed, fuel level, motor temperature, and other things useful for a driver to be aware of, my brain's dashboard/reality model tells me my speed and position, my hunger level, the air temperature, highlights of my surroundings and other things useful for the operator of a human body to be aware of.
Max Tegmark
The Falcon was forever going wrong. Time and again Han and his rebel cohorts would have to bang on the dashboard with their fists to get some wayward system working. And this too helped give the ship a flawed, almost human quality. This is something I look for in all machines...
Jeremy Clarkson
The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. "What's wrong?” I yelled. "We can't stop here. This is bat country!
Hunter S. Thompson
I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
Billy Connolly
Regret has a purpose. It's like the oil light on the dashboard of your life, telling you something needs to be fixed. So fix it. And feel better.
David D. Burns
If car manufacturers made cars according to spec the same way software vendors make software according to spec, all five wheels would be of widely differing sizes, it would take one person to steer and another to work the pedals and yet another to operate the user-friendly menu-driven dashboard, and if it would not drive straight ahead without a lot of effort, civil engineers would respond by building spiraling roads around each city.
Erik Naggum