Speedo Quotes

We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least. (Chuck Palahniuk)

I would masturbate in a red speedo.

Gillian Anderson

I always wanted to entertain. When I was six, a scrawny, scrawny kid, Id get in my red speedo and do muscle moves. I actually thought I was muscular. I didnt know everyone was laughing at me.

Ryan Gosling

One guy wore nothing but a Speedo. He'd painted himself blue and was armed only with a baseball bat. Across his chest were the words COME AT ME, BRO.

Rick Riordan

Sometimes when I'm swimming, I think that maybe someday I'll put my red Speedo up for auction. Or maybe I'll donate it to the Smithsonian. They can stuff it with two plums and a gherkin and put it on display.

David Duchovny

I'm definitely not comfortable in a Speedo! That's as uncomfortable as it gets!

Adam Rodriguez

I've been in a Speedo half my life. So I am really comfortable with my body.

Eric Shanteau

I'm not a highly outgoing person. I'm pretty guarded when you first meet me. But being in a Speedo for my entire life growing up, because I was a swimmer, and being naked in front of people now, doesn't really bother me.

Anders Holm

I have such freedom when I'm living through a mask, and by contrast, can feel very exposed when a camera is capturing my real face. Kind of like the difference between walking out your front door in a sweater and jeans or in a Speedo.

Doug Jones

I might wear my pink Speedo. I think I should.

Ryan Lochte

I'm big into fashion, so after swimming, when I hang up the Speedo, I definitely want to get into fashion and start designing my own clothing line. (Ryan Lochte)

I get that Speedo on, it looks like a rubber band stretched over a head of cauliflower.

Ron White