Bollocks Quotes

There is not a single extant study that supports all the arguments against men being with their children. It's absolute bollocks. (Bob Geldof)

I think it's woken me up to a few things, and you do become complacent. As well as being anti something, you've got to be pro something. So you're anti racism, so what are you pro? You're pro community. I would put my hand on my heart and I'd attach myself to socialist ideas. Because I believe in society. And it's bollocks that black people have any less worth in society than white people, which is basically what people like the BNP say.

Pete Doherty

I would almost consider myself a canonical child of Generation X... because I think there is an ethic and aesthetic that goes along with that generation, it may have something to do with the fact that "Never Mind the Bollocks" was released when we were 16-years-old and that was really the album that crystalized a generation.

Mark Pesce

Oh, and for the benefit of those people who think I haven't been English enough in my recent articles: Bum bollocks tosser cor blimey guvnor eccles cakes apples and pears god save the queen fish and chips I hate yanks etc.

Ben Croshaw

Cooking today is a young man's game, I don't give a bollocks what anyone says.

Gordon Ramsay

Carpe Dium, I say. Seize the day. Grab it by the throat and rattle its bollocks.

Liz Jensen

I wanted to dismantle the bollocks that there's a military structure to a gang, with a leader, second leader, the good looking one, first babe, second babe. It's far more arbitrary than that and their values shouldn't be romanticised. They aren't something you want to sign up to.

Peter Mullan

What language are you talking in now? It appears to be bollocks.

Richard Wilson

You finish a movie and you think, there, you've done it, really well, or best you can. But if you watch it, you see it was just bollocks.

Richard E. Grant

The schizophrenic has had their window kicked in, the magician has got a body of law – probably most of it bollocks, it doesn't matter. The magician's got a system into which the alien information that will be pouring into him or her will be fitted.

Alan Moore

[Singing as U2, in Irish accent] Hello! Some old Celtic bollocks! (Bill Bailey)

Because the scientific method tells us what's true," I say. "No, it doesn't," he says. "Does it not?" "No," he says. "It's bollocks." "Right," I say, slightly startled. "It's bollocks?" I wonder, if science is bollocks, how his TV came to exist. "It's not that all science is bollocks," he decides. "The basis of the way science judges reality is bollocks.

David Icke