Doorman Quotes

If you don't know what you want," the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't. (Chuck Palahniuk)
How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person. View quote
Austin Butler
Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip. View quote
Dorothy Kilgallen
As I was leaving the hotel this morning, a doorman asked me, "Where are you headed, General?" and when I replied, "West Point," he remarked, "Beautiful place. Have you ever been there before?" View quote
Douglas MacArthur
Bill Clinton's brother Roger was arrested this week for drunk driving in California and then was thrown out of a restaurant after threatening the doorman. Despite all this, Roger Clinton is still the least embarrassing member of his family. View quote
Tina Fey
I was passing the doorman of the Biltmore, and I hated him at once, with his yellow braids and six feet of height and all that dignity, and now a black automobile drove to the curb, and a man got out. He looked rich; and then a woman got out, and she was beautiful, her fur was silver fox, and she was a song across the sidewalk and inside the swinging doors, and I thought oh boy for a little of that, just a day and a night of that, and she was a dream as I walked along, her perfume still in the set morning air. View quote
John Fante
Faith, the least exclusive club on Earth, has the craftiest doorman. Every time I've stepped through its wide-open doorway, I find myself stepping out on the street again. View quote
David Mitchell (author)
Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!' View quote
Graham Norton
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out. View quote
Adrienne Gusoff
People knelt in prayer, some moving their lips. Envy 'em, really I do. I envy God, too, privy to their secrets. Faith, the least exclusive club on Earth, has the craftiest doorman. Every time I've stepped through its wide-open doorway, I find myself stepping out on the street. View quote
David Mitchell (author)
Gentleman. A man who buys two of the same morning paper from the doorman of his favorite nightclub when he leaves with his girl. (Marlene Dietrich)
That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak. View quote
Dana Stabenow