Grapefruit Quotes

I am a grateful... grapefruit. (Björk)
Hollywood's a great place to live... if you're a grapefruit. View quote
Rod Serling
Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast. View quote
Douglas Adams
With our lives and food chain set up to make us fat - I mean, you can't drive down any highway in America and find a grapefruit - a guy needs to be smarter and more determined to get lean. View quote
David Zinczenko
As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings. View quote
Hattie McDaniel
You could fire a grapefruit out of a cannon over the best law schools in the country - and that includes Chicago - and not hit an originalist. View quote
Antonin Scalia
I once ate nothing but grapefruit for an entire month. I didn't lose a pound. View quote
Ruth Reichl
This is unexpected... like squirt from aggressive grapefruit. View quote
Earl Derr Biggers
If I'm in Italy, I'm going to have a cappuccino and two small brioches and then a mix of orange and grapefruit. I don't drink tea in Italy. View quote
Christian Louboutin
I'm being hypocritical because I have a Twitter, but I try to not talk about things like, 'Oh, I had a grapefruit this morning and it was delicious,' because, who cares? View quote
Zoey Deutch
By God, I could make myself bring her that economically halved grapefruit, that sugarless breakfast. (Vladimir Nabokov)
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. View quote
Douglas Adams