Pms Quotes

It's a responsibility that I take most seriously, so excuse me for banning you from killing them because you have reverse PMS. (Acheron)
Reverse PMS? (Artemis)
Yeah, unlike a normal woman, you're cranky twenty-eight days out of the month. (Acheron) (Sherrilyn Kenyon)

Come home with me, Acheron. I'll make it well worth your while. (Artemis) I have a headache. (Acheron) You've had a headache for two hundred years! (Artemis) And you've had PMS for eleven thousand. (Acheron)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home.

Linda Howard

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

Roseanne Barr

Mom says it's because she has PMS. Do you even know what that means? "I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome.

Nicholas Sparks

Mr. Peres, you are older than I am. And your voice is genuinely loud. I know that it is because you are, in fact, in a psychology of feeling guilty, thus you better know that I will not sound that loud. And when killing is the case, you know how to kill very well. I know how you killed the children on the beaches, I know how you shot them. Two ex-PMs of your country once told me important things. You have had such prime ministers who said, "When I enter Palestine on a tank, I feel happy - in a different way." You have had PMs who said to me "I feel happy when I am on a tank while entering Palestine." And you give me those numbers. I would release their names, in case some of you might be curious of. I also condemn those who acclaim this cruelty, because I think it is a crime against humanity as well.

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan

Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

John Hagee

Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.

Janet Evanovich

Lara: Because sometimes you just feel sad and you can't explain it. Kitty: PMS? Lara: No. It's not PMS. Just because a girl is sad, it doesn't mean it has anything to do with PMS.

Jenny Han

Women were supposed to be the enigmas, but men? Moody, brooding bastards, the lot of them. A woman with PMS had nothing on a man. Where women might get hormonal once a month, men suffered their own brand of PMS on a daily basis. - Faith.

Maya Banks

Farrell's other eleven defenses are The PMS Defense; The Husband Defense (Warren, I don't quite know how to summarize this one-not sure I get it); The ‘Battered Woman Syndrome' Defense, aka Learned Helplessness; ‘The Depressed Mother' Defense; The ‘Mothers Don't Kill' Defense; The ‘Children Need Their Mother' Defense; The ‘Blame-The-Father, Understand-The-Mother' Defense; The ‘My Child, My Right To Abuse It' Defense; The Plea Bargain Defense; The Svengali Defense; and The Contract Killing Defense. (Warren Farrell)

Four men describe how their wives hit them in the lower back with a pole, cracked them over the head or in the neck with a frying pan...the audience renews its laughter after each story. The men are part of a "PMS Men's Support Group.” Imagine an audience of men laughing as battered women describe how their husbands threatened them with brain or spinal cord injuries by battering them over their heads or in their necks with a frying pan.

Warren Farrell

You... change your mind Like a girl... changes clothes. Yeah you... PMS Like a bitch... I would know. And you ... over think Always speak ... cryptically. I should know ... that you're no good for me!'Cause you're hot then you're cold, You're yes then you're no. You're in then you're out, You're up then you're down. You're wrong when it's right, It's black and it's white. We fight, we break up, We kiss, we make up.

Katy Perry