Tux Quotes

You'll never get me into a tux. Not until I'm dead and I have no choice because that's what the undertaker put me in. (Danny Elfman)
As a kid, I would look at my dad and ask him why he was wearing jeans with his tux. Today I love to do it. It's just fun to be a little more unique. View quote
David Lauren
I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante ball the next week wearing a tux and a big, honking bandage. Not the romantic night she had in mind. View quote
Wentworth Miller
He didn't even know what it was, Vishous.” "The tux?” V lit a hand-rolled. "Of course he didn't. He's a real male. View quote
J.R. Ward
They're taking shortcuts to get a big laugh instead of working for their audience. They can finish a show, hang up their tux and shirt, and put it up for next time. With mine, you have to wring out the sweat and send it to the cleaners. You gotta go out and work for your audience. View quote
Red Skelton
You just have to be classy at the end of the day. That doesn't mean you can't go with a midnight blue tux. And if you can find a deep red tux that looks classy and classic, I think you can pull it off. View quote
Paul Feig
Man up and add a tux to your wardrobe. Just find one you like and get it well-tailored to your own measurements. View quote
Paul Feig
As tempting as it seems to wear tennis shoes with your tux, don't do it. I think it looks ridiculous. If you're 14 years old, maybe give it a shot. In general, don't portray anything that says 'I'm too cool and I don't care. View quote
Paul Feig
I always carry my classic black-and-white tux and custom-made George Esquivel saddle shoes. View quote
Janelle Monae
'The Count' wasn't a real stretch. I was doing pretty generic Bela Lugosi bad vampire on purpose. It was supposed to be lame. I didn't put fangs on; it was a guy who was just going through the motions. I drew on the widow's peak with eyebrow pencil and wore a turtleneck, not a tux. View quote
Joe Flaherty
I have a really simple wardrobe. I wear a low-scoop tee every day with a tux or leather jacket and tux pants or black jeans. That's pretty much it. (Johan Lindeberg)
The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux. View quote
Tim Allen
On an awards-show day, I can play basketball, go in, take a shower and put on a tux - it takes me three minutes to put on a tux - and be out the door in 15 minutes. View quote
George Clooney