Potty Quotes

I gotta go to the bathroom," Emby mumbles. "You should have thought of that before you left," says Hayden, putting on his best mother voice. "How many times do we have to tell you? Always use the potty before climbing into a shipping crate. (Neal Shusterman)
She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'. View quote
Rick Riordan
Leo scratched his head. "Well I dunno about Enchiladas-” "Enceladus,” Piper corrected. "Whatever. But Old Potty Face mentioned another name. Porpoise Fear, or something?” "Porphyrion?” Piper asked. ”He was the giant king, I think. View quote
Rick Riordan
I muttered a swear word to myself. After I heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe, my new resolution was to watch my language. All I needed was a six-year-old mutant with a potty mouth. View quote
James Patterson
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing. View quote
Dav Pilkey
I enjoy being Jewish, but I'm an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are all potty and capable of destroying the world. View quote
Warren Mitchell
Most artists go potty as they get older: dafter and madder as they get more celibate. So I am consciously going to do that. View quote
Peter Blake
Before I was a year old I walked and talked and I was even potty trained. When I started going to school I think I got on everyone's nerves because I used to ask adult questions rather than settle for the stuff usually fed to kids. View quote
Sharon Stone
Leo scratched his head. Well, I dunno about enchiladas- "Enceladus" Piper corrected. Whatever. But Old Potty Face mentioned another name. Porpoise Fear, or something? View quote
Rick Riordan
Less than forty-eight hours until G-Day, when Gaea the Princess of Potty Sludge would awaken in all her dirt-faced glory. View quote
Rick Riordan
A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity. (Janet Evanovich)
Washington is like playing the Super Bowl, only there are no timeouts, no potty breaks, and the arena is filled with the media. In government, you have to learn to put yourself second in a big way. But I am a business person at heart. I like to be in charge. View quote
Desiree Rogers
It's very different working with all adults. I have a swear jar so that, if they have a potty mouth, I make them pay. That's what it's like being on set with adults. View quote
Joey King
One thing I've very quickly learned is that if you wake up every morning worrying about what's in the press, you would go completely and utterly potty. View quote
Nick Clegg
I was, like, forty at birth. When I wasn't even a year old, I spoke, I was potty trained, I walked and talked. That was it. Then I started school and drove everybody crazy because they realized I had popped out as an adult. I had adult questions and wanted adult answers. View quote
Sharon Stone