Springer Quotes

Hi, do you me? My face is seen around Cincinnati constantly. But when I travel, say across state lines people don't know me, Jerry Springer, from Jerry Ford. That's way I carry this, the American Express Card. It's the card that good at thousands of clubs and motels across the river. I can even get hassle free check approval. For quick and enjoyable entertainment it can't be beat, just like me. (Jerry Springer)
Here we are at the gates of the great and powerful OZ! And we have come for your children! We are the REAL Politically Incorrect! Our lives are not Charmed! We WORK for a living! When was the last time [network television] admitted we even EXIST? Roseanne? Sanford and Son? Taxi? [disgusted] Jerry Springer! Our young people are NOT Teenage Witches! Nor are they Clueless! Fact is, they neither have NOR WANT ANYTHING in common with Dawson's Creek, Popular or Spoiled White Rich BABIES 90210!
Jello Biafra
We've sure come a long way since then. Sometimes I wish we hadn't. I hate H-bombs and the Jerry Springer show.
Kurt Vonnegut
I don't have 'The Jerry Springer Show'. I just got 'Family Feud', but some of them families, when they lose, man, they have some real conversations with each other back behind that wall, but I've never been involved in any of them.
Steve Harvey
The talk show, as a genre, has been in decline for a while. It started with Jerry Springer, when the talk shows suffered a metamorphosis, going from the real and social issues to the hair-raising.
Cristina Saralegui
'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
Hal Sparks
I couldn't do my show without spending 12 years on the streets of Humboldt Park. It made me a better interrogator. Still, if they had taken me out of my squad car and gave me a show, I would've been terrible. But on 'Springer,' the spotlight was on Jerry and I got to grow up within the show.
Steve Wilkos
In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.
Marilyn Manson
The Doctrine of Fascism, June 1932. Quoted in Charles Floyd Delzell, Mediterranean Fascism, 1919-45 Springer, 1971.
Benito Mussolini
I've often said working with Larry is a lot like watching the Jerry Springer Show. After five minutes, you will feel better about your own family.
Jeff Foxworthy
Jerry Springer: And what do you do with your concerts? (GG Allin)
Jerry Springer: What would you have been if you would have not been a performer?
GG Allin
Jerry Springer: Please meet GG Allin. GG has been arrested more than 52 times in over 12 states for the nudity, obscenity and violence that are part of his music performances. He says the fans love the thrill of coming to his show knowing that their lives are in danger.
GG Allin
Jerry Springer: Ok. But the audience is sitting out here and you're up onstage. What do you do onstage?
GG Allin
Jerry Springer Because isn't this interesting? Of all our 43 presidents, of the 43 presidents - Sean Hannity Don't bring up race. Do not bring up race. Do not bring up race. It is a constitutional requirement.
Sean Hannity