Groucho Quotes

To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx. (Groucho Marx)
I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done. View quote
Elliott Gould
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere. View quote
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Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight. View quote
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I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup:. View quote
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Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books. View quote
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Dr. Frankenstein:: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags? Igor:: [doing a Groucho Marx] Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban. View quote
Mel Brooks
The world would not be in such a snarl,had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl. View quote
Irving Berlin
Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspective. View quote
John Lithgow
I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid. View quote
Michael Feldman
The real achievement of Woody Allen was that he was making movies that felt very personal, and for a whole group of people, it spoke to them. Then he became an archetype, like Groucho Marx or Chaplin. (Noah Baumbach)
The thing that made Groucho special was the way he used his body parts. He also had a wicked tongue. People didn't realize it, but when Groucho said something, he meant it. View quote
Sidney Sheldon
I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them. View quote
Joe Rogan
Throughout my life, there are four people I've met who were truly original people. The other three were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, and Pablo Picasso. View quote
Alice Cooper
As I grow older, I become more and more of a Marxist -- Groucho, that is. When you have lived two-thirds of your life, you know the value of a good joke. View quote
Karen DeCrow
Parry is a creation - somewhat Don Quixote, somewhat Groucho Marx - but he's a creation designed to avoid a past event. View quote
Robin Williams