Diarrhea Quotes

I have lived most my life with chronic inflammation and constant pain with immediate diarrhea. (Mike McCready)

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

Zach Galifianakis

Asking a sociologist to solve a problem is like prescribing an enema for diarrhea.

Saul Alinsky

Contaminated food is a major cause of diarrhea, substantially contributing to malnutrition and killing about 2.2 million people each year, most of them children.

Gro Harlem Brundtland

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

George Carlin

(...) comes under the influence of old French Fairies who accuse him of constipation of the brain & diarrhea of the mouth.

Jack Kerouac

This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?" "I don't know. Is it a longing? Is it a giddy stupid happiness just because you're with me?" "Yes," she said. "That's influenza," said Miro. "Watch for nausea or diarrhea within a few hours.

Orson Scott Card

"Buy my soda!" said the Moose Diarrhea Salesman. And we did. We all did. But when we got it home and opened up the package, it was not what they said it was. And rather than chucking it all and searching for something better, we're content with looking for another Moose Diarrhea Salesman.

Jello Biafra

But this should serve as a reminder to brides of the importance of discouraging reception guests from discharging their firearms unless they have a good reason, such as the band vocalist attempting to perform "I Will Always Love You" in the official Whitney Houston Diarrhea of the Vowels version ("And IIIIIIeeeeeIIIIIIIII, will alwaaaaays love yoooooeeeeeeeooooooouuuuueeeeeeeeeoooooo" BANG)

Dave Barry

Every year 3.1 million Indian children die before the age of 5, mostly from diseases of poverty like diarrhea.

Nicholas D. Kristof

It is still just unbelievable to us that diarrhea is one of the leading causes of child deaths in the world. (Melinda Gates)

The biggest killers of children around the world are two things: diarrhea and pneumonia. When you think about it, in the United States, kids don't die of diarrhea anymore, but it's a huge problem in the developing world.

Melinda Gates

Of those who die from avoidable, poverty-related causes, nearly 10 million, according to UNICEF, are children under five. They die from diseases such as measles, diarrhea, and malaria that are easy and inexpensive to treat or prevent.

Peter Singer

Latro, California: "Terrible diarrhea, Doctor, and I feel so weak!”/”Take these pills and come back in three days if you're not better.” Parkington, Texas: "Terrible diarrhea....”/”Take these pills...” Hainesport, Louisiana: "Terrible...” "Take...” Baker Bay, Florida... Washington, DC.... Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... New York, New York... Boston, Massachusetts... Chicago, Illinois: "Doctor, I know it's Sunday, but the kid's in such a terrible state-you've got to help me!”/”Give him some junior aspirin and bring him to my office tomorrow. Goodbye.” EVERYWHERE, USA: a sudden upswing in orders for very small coffins, the right size to take a baby dead from acute infantile enteritis.

John Brunner

The best part of Nintendo was the codes. We had codes that got us to the end of the game immediately. Why can't we have that in real life? Just for once I'd like to be on a date with a chick and when she starts talking about her cats, and she's like "And this cat likes corn, and this one has diarrhea, and this one can fight crime,” I can be like, "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, select start, and I'm in bed with her, and no more cats.”.

Kyle Cease

There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.

Henry Kissinger

You wanna eat my shit, It's on my fingers for you. Alright, I like a little shit on my side. Makes me feel so good and smell so lovely. I love diarrhea. So much of it for you here.

GG Allin