Dyke Quotes

There's always someone asking you to underline one piece of yourself - whether it's Black, woman, mother, dyke, teacher, etc. - because that's the piece that they need to key in to. They want to dismiss everything else. (Audre Lorde)
I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spoke back stage. The third time was at Brian Wilson's birthday party. View quote
Matthew Sweet
As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers. View quote
Colin Mochrie
The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him. View quote
Matthew Sweet
Whenever you hear the words chink, nigger, beaner, paki, sissy, bull dyke, faggot, cunt, bitch, ho, jap...because through no fault of your own, you happen to be you, and apparently to the person saying it something is wrong with that. View quote
Margaret Cho
This evil nation has smeared fag feces blended with dyke-- fag semen and dyke feces on the Bible! View quote
Fred Phelps
All of us involved say 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the best five years of our lives. We were like otters at play. View quote
Dick Van Dyke
'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the most fun I ever had and the most creative period of my life. View quote
Dick Van Dyke
I think, the 'Van Dyke Show' and 'Mary Poppins' are two of the best periods of my life. I had so much fun, I didn't want it to end. View quote
Dick Van Dyke
I've had a lot of writers, in particular, who said they got into writing because of the 'Van Dyke Show.' They said it looked like fun. View quote
Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He's an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability. (Douglas Wood)
I'd love to work with Julia Roberts and Johnny Depp or Dick Van Dyke. I love 'Mary Poppins' - when I was little I was obsessed with it. View quote
Willa Holland
There were five thousand or ten thousand killed and, counting all those passengers in those airplanes, it's very likely that every last single one of them was a fag or dyke or a fag enabler, and that the minute he died, he split hell wide open. View quote
Fred Phelps
And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woman, that would be you, because every time I try to check into a hotel with my wife, they look at me as though I'm cheating on Laura. View quote
Mary Tyler Moore
Reruns are wonderful because it usually indicates that they had something going for them to begin with and that's why you're still looking at them. And in both my shows, The Dick Van Dyke Show and the last one, they were so well written and so good they hold up. View quote
Mary Tyler Moore
I am hurt because somebody just got called a fag, or a dyke, or a pansy, or a sissy, or a bulldyke, or a chink, or a nigger, or a kike, or a wetback, or an injun, or a jap, or a bitch, or a whore, or a cunt, and unless to you that's a term of endearment...in the right context, it is...that person is being attacked because of who they are, and I don't accept that. View quote
Margaret Cho
Why do they think "fat dyke" is an insult? To me that means, "I'm-a eat fried chicken and pussy." View quote
Margaret Cho