Stripper Quotes

I would have made a lousy stripper. I'm just not very comfortable exposing myself. (Robin Wright)
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I put on six inch heels and wear nothing else and dance around in front of the mirror and do my little stripper dance. View quote
Tori Spelling
Nick the Stripper, Hideous to the eye, Hideous to the eye, He's a fat little insect, A fat little insect, And oooooooh! Here we go again. View quote
Nick Cave
During thirtyfive years as a foreign correspondent, I must have covered just about everything, from the public life of six Presidents to the private life of a burlesque stripper; from the black market in beef to the Black Panthers; from Estes Kefauver amid the snows of New Hampshire to Jack Nicklaus amid the azaleas of Augusta, Georgia; from Henry Kaiser's Liberty ships to Francis Chichester's Gypsy Moth sailing into Staten Island at one in the morning; from the Marshall Plan to Planned Parenthood; from Senator Joseph McCarthy's last stand to the massacre of Muhammad Ali by Joe Frazier. View quote
Alistair Cooke
I started chanting when I was living on Hollywood Boulevard, working as a stripper. Within six months, I got my first million dollars and I didn't have to strip for bucks any more. Then I met Kurt and we still chanted, but we did a lot of drugs together. View quote
Courtney Love
Once you've been naked in a room full of 300 people, nothing scares you. I'm not saying everyone should become a stripper but forcing yourself to do something terrifying can change your life. You realise you can do anything. View quote
Jodie Marsh
Most of the time you're playing the crazy girl or the stripper - always the stripper! I mean, how many strippers can I play. I can do a lap dance phenomenally, and that's not a good sign, because I'm not a stripper. View quote
Diora Baird
The sun rose like a stripper, keeping its glory well covered by cloud till it seemed there'd be no show at all. View quote
Clive Barker
Actually, you can make pretty good cash on stage without being a comedian or a stripper. My brother once won a talent contest by fartin' the song "Dixie" through an oil funnel. He not only took home 500 bucks, he got to meet Regis after the show. Who says dreams don't come true? View quote
Larry the Cable Guy
A writer who does not write is nothing. One may as well be a fisherman who doesn't fish, a stripper who doesn't strip, or a beggar who doesn't beg. View quote
Caitlín R. Kiernan
He planned to stick to her like pasties on a stripper. (Gena Showalter)
Where is Barbie?" The female shifter snickered and choked it off. "Is there a stripper pole? View quote
Ilona Andrews
I like stripper shoes. I like being tall because I'm claustrophobic. View quote
Jessie J
One girl who stands out was this Miami stripper. She still lives with her mother and father, and they know she strips. They call her by her stripper name, Freaky Red. View quote
Method Man
There are three [Apple Watch] lineups that range in price from "just" $350 for an Apple Sport stripper model with low-end materials to an astonishing $17,000 for an 18 karat gold silly version. As I noted on Twitter, this isn't consumer electronics anymore. It's consumerism run amok. View quote
Paul Thurrott
I have always been ambitious, no doubt about that. I always felt like I had to reach the dizzy heights of fame and success or whatever the heights are of a number of given professions I have dabbled in, to prove myself, "Stripper of the year" a bafta or whatever, for me it was by creating something interesting and entertaining or moving, but not by compromising the thing I was creating, that thing had to reach those heights, I guess it's about being accepted and loved a bit or a lot. View quote
Stella Vine
I was just falling in love right, left and centre with these gorgeous young artists who came in the gallery. They'd see this fat old stripper, this nutter who runs a butcher's shop that she thinks is an art gallery, and who thinks she's some artist but hasn't even been to art school... They probably thought, "Christ, who is this woman who's texting me 20 times a day?" View quote
Stella Vine
Tucker: I understand how female porn stars are selected, but if you are guy, and you don't have a huge cock or shoot 8-ropers, how do you get into the porn industry? Mermaid: Networking, dude, networking. Stripper: I don't know. I just fucked whoever they told me to. It paid good. Tucker: Well isn't that pleasant? I bet your parents are beaming with pride. View quote
Tucker Max
I mean, they don't grade fathers. But if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. View quote
Chris Rock