Cupcake Quotes

America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people. (Gloria Steinem)
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. That night he had a stomach ache. View quote
Eric Carle
That's it, cupcake. You're going down. View quote
Rick Riordan
Coach Hedge shouted, 'Let the movie star go, you big ugly cupcake! Or I'm gonna plant my hoof right up your... View quote
Rick Riordan
I definitely gravitate towards things like vegetables, chicken, brown rice, but I don't deprive myself of anything. If I want a Sprinkles cupcake, I'm having a Sprinkles cupcake. But I'm not going to have one every day... you just have to have a sensible outlook on all of it. View quote
Abigail Spencer
I am not a fan of the cupcake image. This idea that you can distract a girl with something frivolous like a cake or shoes or handbags, and she won't be a threat to men. View quote
Joanna Trollope
Things are tough all over, cupcake, an' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike...except in California. View quote
Alan Moore
Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesn't inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings. View quote
Richelle Mead
You know," I told him,"if you don't know how to eat a cupcake, that's nothing to be ashamed of." Now he did smile. "I know how to eat a cupcake." "Sure you do." "I do," he said. "I just don't want one of those." "Yeah? Prove it. View quote
Sarah Dessen
Cupcake, your middle name is trouble. View quote
Janet Evanovich
I checked my phone messages. Three in all. The first was from Joe. "Hey, Cupcake.” That was it. That was the whole message. The second was from Ranger. "Yo.” Ranger made Joe look like a chatterbox. (Janet Evanovich)
Cupcake, you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you. View quote
Janet Evanovich
You're such a cupcake. View quote
Janet Evanovich
You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you." "You are such a cop." "Tell me about it. View quote
Janet Evanovich
I wore a pink Betsey Johnson dress to my prom, and I pretty much looked like a pink cupcake. I loved that dress! View quote
Sarah Gadon
I'll never turn down a red velvet cupcake. View quote
Shay Mitchell
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin. View quote
Brian P. Cleary
Happy birthday. And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake. View quote
Rachel Caine
This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots. View quote
Kerry Jackson