Aspirin Quotes

America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks. (John Barrymore)
We are living in a cultural dark age of musical pollution. You put the radio on, and five minutes later you need an aspirin. View quote
Vangelis
Cinema never saved anyone's life, it is not a medicine that will save anyone's life. It is only an aspirin. View quote
Luc Besson
Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins. View quote
Peter Tork
My head is pounding. I wish the mints were aspirin. View quote
Holly Black
Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures. View quote
M. F. K. Fisher
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. View quote
Groucho Marx
Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin. View quote
Gore Vidal
We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children. View quote
Gloria Estefan
People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right? View quote
Karl Pilkington
A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat. (Chuck Palahniuk)
Take charge of hidden, sneaky sources of chronic inflammation that can trigger illness and disease by wearing comfortable shoes daily, getting an annual flu vaccine, and asking your doctor why you're not on a statin and baby aspirin if you're over the age of forty. View quote
David Agus
You can't just take an aspirin and sit around and have 12 donuts and think, 'I took my aspirin so I'm not going to have a heart attack.' It's really important each person take personal responsibility for their health. You can't keep thinking that someone else is going to take care of it. You have to be part of the solution. View quote
Corbin Bernsen
No pills, not even aspirin, and certainly no supplements ever enter my mouth - everything I need comes from my fish and vegetarian diet, which incorporates many different kinds of fruit and vegetables every week. View quote
David H. Murdock
I don't even take aspirin. View quote
Eric Davis
What did I really think fifteen years ago? A nonbeliever, I felt guilty in the midst of all those believers. And since it seemed to me that they were in the right, I decided to believe, as you might decide to take an aspirin: It can't hurt and you might get better. View quote
Umberto Eco
Lactose and Lecithin "But back at the lab he found the sleestack was right Not only was it three cracks light but too white The test show lactose, ambisol, lecithin Five types of aspirin and other kinds of medicines" View quote
MF DOOM
We are close to dead. There are faces and bodies like gorged maggots on the dance floor, on the highway, in the city, in the stadium; they are a host of chemical machines who swallow the product of chemical factories, aspirin, preservatives, stimulant, relaxant, and breathe out their chemical wastes into a polluted air. The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again. View quote
Norman Mailer
I don't take any of the medications I took when I was younger: antibiotics, antacids, aspirin, asthma inhalers, ulcer medication, allergy shots. View quote
Alicia Silverstone
Professionalism in medicine has given us medial miracles for the affluent but hospitals that will charge $35 for aspirin. View quote
Bill James
Latro, California: "Terrible diarrhea, Doctor, and I feel so weak!”/”Take these pills and come back in three days if you're not better.” Parkington, Texas: "Terrible diarrhea....”/”Take these pills...” Hainesport, Louisiana: "Terrible...” "Take...” Baker Bay, Florida... Washington, DC.... Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... New York, New York... Boston, Massachusetts... Chicago, Illinois: "Doctor, I know it's Sunday, but the kid's in such a terrible state-you've got to help me!”/”Give him some junior aspirin and bring him to my office tomorrow. Goodbye.” EVERYWHERE, USA: a sudden upswing in orders for very small coffins, the right size to take a baby dead from acute infantile enteritis. (John Brunner)
The producer orders a certain title. The musical director orders a certain rhythm. The dance director orders a certain number of bars. And the composer orders a certain number... of aspirin. View quote
Frank Loesser