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Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.
Davey Havok
Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister's cat Muffin.
Rick Riordan
There are forces working in the world as never before in the history of mankind for standardization, for the regimentation of us all, or what I like to call making muffins of us, muffins all like every other muffin in the muffin tin. This is the limited universe, the drying, dissipating universe, that we can help our children avoid by providing them with "explosive material capable of stirring up fresh life endlessly.”.
Madeleine L'Engle
Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!
Colin Mochrie
Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself a big clap on the back, followed by a double latte and a blueberry muffin.
Rachel Johnson
Want to hit Leo? That is understandable Hunk muffin earned it.
Rick Riordan
Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.
Janet Evanovich
If you truly love a book, you should sleep with it, write in it, read aloud from it, and fill its pages with muffin crumbs.
Anne Fadiman
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
Brian P. Cleary
If I'm ever lucky enough to be part of an awards tribute, I hope they play 'Muffin Top' in my little clip. That's how I want to be remembered.
Jane Krakowski
I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here.
Aaron Funk
My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.
Sara Blakely
My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three.
Mark E. Smith
She had no mercy. He looked at her neck and thought how he would like to jab it with the knife he had for his muffin. He knew enough anatomy to make pretty certain of getting the carotid artery. And at the same time he wanted to cover her pale, thin face with kisses.
W. Somerset Maugham
'We Were the Mulvaneys' is perhaps the novel closest to my heart. I think of it as a valentine to a passing way of American life, and to my own particular child - and girlhood in upstate New York. Everyone in the novel is enormously close to me, including Marianne's cat, Muffin, who was in fact my own cat.
Joyce Carol Oates
Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.
Edward Lear
A film is just like a muffin. You make it. You put it on the table. One person might say, Oh, I don't like it. One might say it's the best muffin ever made. One might say it's an awful muffin. It's hard for me to say. It's for me to make the muffin.
Denzel Washington
You look as scary as a buttered muffin.
Tamora Pierce
United metropolitan improved hot muffin and crumpet baking and punctual delivery company.
Charles Dickens
Sometimes when I'm eating a blueberry muffin, it's so tasty and delightful, that I think, "Wow, this is better than sex!" And sometimes when I'm having sex I think, "Wow, this is very expensive. I should have just gotten a muffin." Because it's less expensive and you can cut it in half and save some for later. Yes, you can refrigerate your muffins.
Mitch Fatel