Crib Quotes

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. (Woody Allen)
Even as a baby I quickly learned to crawl out of my crib. ... They'd put up barriers but I learned how to go over them. View quote
Mary Martin
I think the hard thing about this job [stand-up] I mean, I think this part is great but that the traveling is y'know, 'cause 'cause I'm gone a lot from home and this time I'm out for three-and-a-half weeks without going home, and that's hard, to be gone three-and-a-half weeks 'cause then I have to ask my friends, "Would you mind going to the house and watering the plants, and turn some lights on and make it look like somebody's home, and make sure that the mobile over the crib isn't tangled or the baby's gonna get bored. View quote
Ellen DeGeneres
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. View quote
Harvey Diamond
Potential," I said, "doesn't mean a thing. You've got to do it. Almost every baby in a crib has more potential than I have. View quote
Charles Bukowski
My house got robbed in New York. I didn't even call the police. I wanted to, but I couldn't. My crib is too nice. It's not that it's too nice, but it's too nice for me. You know how the police are in New York. Soon as I open the door, they'll be like, "He's still here! Open and shut case, Johnson. Apparently this black guy broke in and hung up pictures of his family everywhere. Never seen anything like it." View quote
Dave Chappelle
The Clinton administration hated us, and it was a terrible struggle with them. I think that they felt if they didn't play, they could strangle us in our crib. View quote
Brit Hume
This stable is a prince's court, The crib his chair of state; The beasts are parcel of his pomp, The wooden dish his plate. View quote
Robert Southwell
He shakes his dead rattle Spittle on his bib And I don't do the dishes I throw them in the crib. View quote
Courtney Love
What I really want to tell him is to pick up that baby of his and hold her tight, to set the moon on the edge of her crib and to hang her name up in the stars. View quote
Jodi Picoult
All these things that crib and cab in your brain, in your imagination, are in fact things that might well in later life drive you insane. (Diana Wynne Jones)
I always cribbed about having such a long name and my grandmother would say that nobody else will be called ‘Vyjayanthimala. View quote
Vyjayanthimala
What we tried to do, out of mutual loneliness, was make more out of the relationship than it could support. Then it becomes pretend, and you are both saying things cribbed from half-forgotten books and plays. So the structure slowly topples over, like vanilla ice cream piled too high. And the end of it there was an obscure impulse to shake hands. View quote
John D. MacDonald
Culture has tremendous inertia,” he said. "That's why it's culture. It works because it lasts. Culture strangles innovation in the crib. View quote
Atul Gawande
The story about me, apocryphal or not, is that I could sing before I spoke. My parents went into bedroom one day and there I was standing in the crib singing God Bless America. View quote
Linda Lavin
My parents put the New Yorker in my crib. I saw Vogue and Vanity Fair around the house before I could read. View quote
Richard Avedon
In America we tell our parents to bring their child home and put him or her in a crib; as they get older, children sleep in they own room not in Mom and Dad's room. What are we training them for? It's independence, because that's what being empowered is all about. View quote
Sheena Iyengar
Well, I think the main message is there is more to your story. There is more than what happens between the crib and the grave, and that is what I am really trying to speak to, this idea that all of life is this life and that there is nothing more than what we see and experience right here on this earth. View quote
Max Lucado
An infant crying in the crib can better appreciate the character of its mother than we can fathom the full nature of God. View quote
Kirby Page
Forget the telly, we just go to the crib, watch a movie in the Jacuzzi and smoke Ls while you do me. View quote
The Notorious B.I.G.
I'm blowin' up like you thought I would, call the crib up, same number same hood, its all good. (The Notorious B.I.G.)
The word genius was whispered into my ear, the first thing I ever heard, while I was still mewling in my crib. So it never occurred to me that I wasn't until middle age. View quote
Orson Welles
My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again. View quote
Johnny Knoxville
Even the brightest star shines dimly when observed-from too far away. And human memory is notoriously unreliable. And we live in ugly times when all respect for that which has gone before suffers crib death beneath the weight of youthful arrogance and ignorance. But a great nobility has at last, been recognized and lauded. View quote
Harlan Ellison
Okay, we will divide the first [of two questions] and let the second die a crib death. View quote
Tony Snow