Eraser Quotes - page 2

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High(Damn)...thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper. (Eminem)
The man who has never made a mistake has no need of an eraser; just so the man who has never done anything wrong has no need of a Redeemer. View quote
Fulton J. Sheen
I believe that there are things which humanity will never fully understand, for in the understanding of them, we will no longer be "human." One of these things is the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. I don't know how it works, and I don't want to know. It's a big universe and even with our limited understanding of it, it's pretty clear that the universe is in no way equipped to keep up with the bureaucracy of its particles and/or strings. There are things lurking in the dark, unwatched, unguarded recesses of reality. Things as beyond you or I as we are beyond an amoeba. It is quite obvious that Mr. Clean Magic Erasers draw their power from these unknowable horrors. They probably found it in the core of a meteor still half buried in the Earth, hideously pulsing with a light not unlike the color of blood and hate. So use your Magic Erasers while you still can, before they run out of meteor or they discover it causes cervical cancer or testicular cancer in men and women respectively. View quote
Brian Clevinger