Midget Quotes

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. (W. C. Fields)
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short. View quote
Clive James
You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man. View quote
Norton Juster
Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies. View quote
P. C. Cast
That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus. View quote
Groucho Marx
Watch out for the medallions, my diamonds is reckless, feels like a midget is hangin' from my necklace. View quote
Ludacris
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down. View quote
Mitch Hedberg
A little girl robbed you?" Tessa said. "Actually, she wasn't a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel." "Easy mistake to make," Jem said. View quote
Cassandra Clare
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off. View quote
Karl Pilkington
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth. View quote
Chuck Jones
Nobody associated with Sahodarakal is really willing to disclose what camera wizardry it was that finally transformed Kamalahasan into a fascinating midget. Some of the dwarf scenes were shot in a circus playing in Cochin by digging a pit with the actor standing knee-deep in it. The shoes were fixed to his knee and the pit was covered with a carpet. (Kamal Haasan)
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either. View quote
Janet Evanovich
What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat. View quote
Bill Veeck
Germany is an economic giant but a political midget, and with the end of the Cold War she has started to muscle her presence throughout Europe and the world. View quote
Christo
The one thing little people don't like is the 'M' word, 'midget.' View quote
Martin Klebba
I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown car is really the kind of experience that makes you into a damn good race driver. View quote
Rodger Ward
There is no role I cannot play except a midget. View quote
Theodore Bikel
Right, because I'm flat-chesteda midget. View quote
Cassandra Clare
I have a wonderful assistant. I tell her I need four amputees and a midget, and she finds them. View quote
Nikki Sixx
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins. View quote
Patton Oswalt
At least I can shout to the world this--I'm my own midget. The mistakes will be my mistakes--the failures will have my fiat--the successes, if any or none, will not be subject to people who worry about thick lenses, long noses, or advertising agency or affiliate bias. (Bill Downs)
Ever make fun of someone so much that you feel you should thank them for all the good times you've had? I've got a midget friend, an albino friend, and another friend who thinks "Lord of the Rings" is real. Together we call ourselves "the Unfuckables." View quote
Dave Attell
Some people are against porno movies. And I say hey, Ohio, Kentucky, and Iran: I say, hey - whatever a man, and a woman, and another woman with a penis and a midget do to a donkey, that's their garsh-darn business. View quote
Dave Attell
They say a midget standing on a giant's shoulders can see much further than the giant. So I got the whole rap world on my shoulders, they trying to see further than I am. View quote
Jay-Z
And when did mediocrity become excellence in our country? Music is dead in 2011 because Lady Gaga lives. Really? Is that the best we can do? Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa, "Poker Face"? This stuttering, growling midget with a speech impediment is music? Really? This vapid, pop cancer, Madonna mini-me? She makes Miley Cyrus look like John Lennon. She makes Jack Lemon look like John Lennon. I'm sorry. And you don't get to claim you're not accepted at a billion hits on YouTube. And you're not an artist just cause you can wear a live chimpanzee as a bra. Lady Gaga is proof that David Bowie raped Carol Burnett. View quote
Christopher Titus