Tuck Quotes - page 2

Do not think it impossible just because it has never happened. - Friar Tuck. (Stephen R. Lawhead)
I say good night-night I tuck him in tight. But things are not right. View quote
Kate Bush
If I could give advice to the planet, it would be; don't marry for looks alone, going either way, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, if Barbara's boobs start to sag too much, there's a place you can go where they can just lift 'em right back up to where they were. And they can point the nipple wherever they want 'em. You can actually go to a titty bar, pick out a set of titties and say, "I want those titties on that woman right there." If her belly gets too big and she don't wanna work it off, you can go get a tummy tuck- they'll give you a belly that looks like a cheerleader. You know, if your eyes start to go bad, you can have Lasik surgery and they can give you 20/20 vision at any age. If your hearing starts to fail, they can put a device in your ear that'll make you able to hear as good as you could the day you were born. But let me tell you something, folks...you can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is fo-evah. View quote
Ron White
[Y]ou would think happy wedding guests would tuck in with gusto-yet ... [i]t's mourners at funerals who scoff.” "Because this is food as human comfort, plus respect for the national gods. We are one with our ancestors and one with our fellow mourners. View quote
Lindsey Davis
I say good night-night I tuck him in tight. But things are not right. What is this? An infant kiss That sends my body tingling? View quote
Kate Bush
Co-Host: Hang on, Tuck. So you're telling me that this choice of him choosing Sarah was a better choice than a Romney? View quote
Tucker Carlson