Pissing Quotes - page 2

Men always made crude jokes about people pissing their pants with fear, but in Sokolov's experience, shitting the pants was more common if it was a straightforward matter of extreme emotional stress. Pants pissing was completely unproductive and suggested a total breakdown of elemental control. Pants shitting, on the other hand, voided the bowels and thereby made blood available to the brain and the large muscle groups that otherwise would have gone to the lower-priority activity of digestion. Sokolov could have forgiven Peter for shitting his pants, but if he had pissed his pants, then it really would have been necessary to get rid of him. (Neal Stephenson)
The Beautiful Poem" I go to bed in Los Angeles thinking about you. Pissing a few moments ago I looked down at my penis affectionately. Knowing it has been inside you twice today makes me feel beautiful. View quote
Richard Brautigan
Days of speed and slow time Mondays - Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday... View quote
Paul Weller (singer)
We survived the 1980's. Back then, the economic program was called trickle down. That actually meant they were pissing on you. How the whole theory goes was this We have all the money. If we drop some, it's yours. Go for it. View quote
Bill Maher
She's pissing in the bottle....just like she shit in Dad's bag of weed in Hawaii. View quote
Kelly Osbourne
Sorry, Campion, but we can't trust Lady Luck any more. Lately she's taken to pissing on us from a great height. View quote
Alastair Reynolds