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Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Karl Kraus
You write a book like that that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's beer.
Ernest Hemingway
Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.
Lyndon B. Johnson
If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar.
Khaled Hosseini
It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly as possible.
Randy Pausch
Socrates was likewise right that pissing people off is how we first, and maybe best, go about the business of provoking thought.
Mark Kingwell
It's probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.
Lyndon B. Johnson
My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off.
Meg Cabot
Are you up? Dressing? (Astrid) No. I'm pissing on your rug. What do you think I'm doing? (Zarek) I'm blind. For all I know you really are peeing on my rug, which is a very nice rug incidentally, so I hope you're kidding. (Astrid)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
If you are pissing people off, you know you are doing something right.
John Lydon
[to] think, in a certain way, of the power and severity of Romanesque paintings... Go to the beach and make graphic signs in the sand, draw by pissing on the dry ground, design in space by recording the songs of the birds, the sounds of water and wind.... and the chant of insects.
Joan MirĂ³
I was quite happy standing there thundering about, playing whatever I could - that's "fun". And I see young bands occasionally now doing the same thing. I think it's called "thrash" now. It's the same thing: It's just kids who can't play, pissing about. It's terrific. That's all we were doing. I mean, Dave could play a little bit, but none of the rest of us could.
Roger Waters
What are you doing with the child?" I inquired cautiously. "I'm teachin' young James here the fine art of not pissing on his feet," he explained.
Diana Gabaldon
People only see the money and cars, and they never saw the hard work or days I was pissing blood because I got hurt training.
Floyd Mayweather
I was so happy every morning when I woke up that I was pissing smiley faces.
Nikki Sixx
Crying was like pissing everything out on the ground.
Stephen King
there were these people on the ground, they were reaching up their arms and trying to pull me down but they couldn't do it. I felt like pissing on them. they were so jealous. all they had to do was to work their way slowly up to it as I had done. such people think success grows on trees. you and I, we know better.
Charles Bukowski
They won't get you without getting us and believe me, we're not about to make our enemies happy and die here. (Nykyrian) Damn straight. We have too many people to continue pissing off. (Syn)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
And you know," Jeanne said, looking down at Sylvia with her hands on her hips, "that's how I want to go. Taking my own way out... and totally pissing everybody off at the end.
L.J. Smith
Trying to control information in the network age is about as successful as pissing into the wind.
Keith Henson
Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.
Truman Capote
I've got pissing people off down to a science.
Maddox
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