Simi Quotes

Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think I'm never eating guacamole again as long as I live. (Caleb) (Sherrilyn Kenyon)
Stop calling your akri your daddy. It makes my wings droop. (Xirena) My akri is my daddy. He said so and it is so, so your wings can droop all they want, ‘cause it won't change anything! (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Trust the Simi. She ain't never wrong. View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Simi? You got some free time? (Kat) Of course I do. You know akri on Olympus with that heifer-goddess I want to eat, but he won't let the Simi have no dinner. So why you calling me, little akra-kitty? (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Tell him to leave me alone, Astrid. Else I'll have to barbecue him and make akri angry at me. I don't want to make akri angry. (Simi) Simi? Is that you? (Astrid) Yes. C'est moi. The little demon with hornays. (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
The Simi is environmentally sound. Eat everything except for hooves. View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Who did you eat this time? (Acheron) It wasn't a who, akri. It was something that had hornies on its head like me. There were a bunch of them actually. All of them had hornies and they made a strange moo-moo sound. (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
We've got to get these guys to Bubba's. Anyone got a clue how to do it? (Nick) They gotta be breathing? (Simi) Yes. (Nick and Caleb) Well, pooh. That just takes all the fun out of it. (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
See... I knew baby Marissa was quality people, look how she's eating the head off the red-headed Artemis doll. Simi need to teach her to belch fire, then introduce her to the real heifer-Goddess herself(Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Because she's Acheron companion. (Astrid) Ash has a companion? (Zarek) (The demon snorted. She stood up and whispered loudly in Astrid's ear.) Dark-Hunters are cute, but very stupid. (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Hmmm, I bet you'd be really cute with hornays. Not that you're not cute right now, but you're a bit young. You're only what? Four in human years? Oh wait, that's wrong, isn't it? You ninety? (Simi) (Sherrilyn Kenyon)
Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi. View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh, goodie! I get to make the redheaded goddess mad! (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I like that Zarek. He quality people! He even gave me a can opener so I don't have to use my fangs. I like that. Metal is hard on the teeth. Pork and beans popsicle. Yummy! My favorite! (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I don't have to do nothing you say, you old heifer cow. And you are old. Really, really old. And a cow, too. (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
If you don't live though and drop dead from it, can the Simi eat you? Akri says the Simi can't eat no living people, but he never said no doubt them newly dead people. Maybe that's why he don't let me near them fresh dead. (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh, no. We can't have that. Where you going, Mr. Meanie-Pants? You don't hurt people then run. That's just rude. Can the Simi barbecue him, or is he on the ‘No Simi' eat list?” – Simi. View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Akri hides from no one. He don't need to. Anyone hurt my akri, I eat them. (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Akri done left his Simi on his arm for far too long. She done got tired and cranky. (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
(The baby sneezed. Wulf jumped as fire shot out of its nostrils and almost singed his leg.) Excuse me. I almost made Dark-Hunter barbecue, which would be really sad ‘cause I ain't got no barbecue sauce with me. (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's entirely up to you, Artie. He lives or dies by your word. (Acheron) No, akri! Don't ask her that. She never let me have no fun. She a mean goddess! (Simi) (Sherrilyn Kenyon)
I'd rather have my eyes gouged out. (Urian) If I do that, can the Simi eat them? (Simi) You have to share if you do! (Xirena) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Are you two having some sort of strange human thing that you can't follow what I'm saying? (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Akri infallible. Well, except for a couple of things, and we don't talk about those ‘cause it makes akri cranky. I like that word ‘infallible.' It just like me. Infallible. (Simi) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
My Akri says that tragedy and adversity are the stones we sharpen our swords against ao that we can fight new battles.- Simi. View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon