Joel Quotes - page 2

Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged. (Billy Joel)
I can man anything that eats. Get me a piece of jerky. -John Joel Glanton. View quote
Cormac McCarthy
Directed by Steven Fischler and Joel Sucher. View quote
Murray Bookchin
They should cut Joel Garner off at the knees to make him bowl at a normal height. View quote
Geoff Boycott
Saying you like "Piano Man" doesn't mean you like Billy Joel; it means you're willing to go to a piano bar if there's nothing else to do. View quote
Chuck Klosterman
Joel groaned softly. "I-ah-I don't think I was altogether myself,” he excused. "Are you ever?” Bertrand countered. "What?” "I am always my self, even when my objurgatory circuits are cut in by some frustration-inducing outside event. But you're invariably either drunk or suffering indigestion or still half-asleep or so excited as to be manic or so downcast as to be suicidal or-” Loftily Joel broke in: "That's part of the marvel and wonder of the subjective human experience, not susceptible machine analysis.” He gulped the last of his brandy and set the glass aside. "And we are a fantastic species really, aren't we? For all our shortcomings! I mean, well-here I am talking to a machine, for pity's sake, a machine, a manufactured article! So cleverly designed, it's impossible to tell that its responses are programmed in, not the result of intelligence.”. View quote
John Brunner
Billy Joel and Joe Jackson were both great, and they both play piano. View quote
Ben Folds
I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really Joeled it up - there's some good periods of Joel; it's not all hot cheese. But I can't judge anyone else for their cheese. I've deep-sea dived in the Gouda. View quote
Jack Black