Letterman Quotes - page 2

Letterman: "Oh, stop it! Will you stop? Ladies and gentlemen, turn down your volume. Turn down the volume immediately! She can't be stopped! There's something wrong with her!" (Madonna (entertainer))
There's a silliness that is in my stand-up. I grew up in Indiana, worshipping David Letterman, so it's Letterman-like, observational, a little bit offbeat. I don't go up there and make fun of people's shirts. There's a bit of dryness in it. View quote
Jim Gaffigan
I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up listening to stand-up comedians' albums and watching them on TV, on 'The Tonight Show' and Letterman. View quote
Sarah Silverman
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. View quote
Joe Rogan
Some people are just really goofy kind of guitar acts, and they go out and do these colleges and start making a fortune pretty early on. And other people - I know guys who are great comics, who've done the Letterman show many times, who still barely pay their bills. View quote
Greg Giraldo
'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy. View quote
Jesse Ventura
I'm a big Letterman fan. View quote
Andy Samberg
You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am. View quote
Rush Limbaugh
From 1985 to 1994, I lived in Manhattan in a big old loft right off Times Square. I could walk to work, which was in a couple of Broadway theaters, to Howard Stern's studio, and to 30 Rock for 'Letterman' and 'SNL.' Even in New York, walking to work is homey and folksy, like living in a small town. View quote
Penn Jillette
David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk. View quote
George Lopez (comedian)
I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. (Todd Barry)
Letterman: (after the singer brands him a "sick fuck") "You realize this is being broadcast don't you?" View quote
Madonna (entertainer)
Foucault, like David Letterman, made smirking glibness an art form. View quote
Camille Paglia