Vodka Quotes - page 2

A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.'... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel. Got it? (Ian Fleming)
And I would like a medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred, please. I would prefer Russian or Polish vodka. View quote
Ian Fleming
Without Mona, Hanna felt like a great outfit without matching accessories, a screw-driver that was all orange juice and no vodka, and an iPod without headphones. She just felt wrong. View quote
Sara Shepard
You can't have a Russian household without vodka. It's just something to wash everything down with. I can't remember a time when I didn't drink vodka, either in Russia or here. I don't think there's ever a wrong time to start drinking it. My ancestors drank it, and if I ever have any children, they'll be drinking it. View quote
Gary Shteyngart
Vodka has a huge history in Russia, in that it's almost like a currency. It's the one thing that keeps the country in the dark ages and having a rollicking good time. View quote
Gary Shteyngart
I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry. View quote
Calvin Klein
The hedonistic lifestyle is difficult to achieve when you're still carrying your own gear. Trust me that you don't feel glamorous with a 60-pound amp in your arms; it's a lot less sexy than toting a vodka gimlet and impossible to do in heels. View quote
Carrie Brownstein
If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer, bottle of vodka. That definitely changed my life. That is an Achilles' heel for me. View quote
Jayson Williams
It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. View quote
Nicole Polizzi
We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards. View quote
Philip Sington
In that college town, everyone went out with at least a little alcohol in their system. I wasn't an alcoholic, but drinking alcohol always helped me with being more confident and sociable. On weekend nights, I took a few shots from my vodka bottle and set out on walks around the town, desperately hoping that I would stumble across some opportunity to make friends. I often ended up sitting alone at some café, hoping girls would talk to me before I sobered up. No girl ever did. I then went back home to lie in my bed alone. (Elliot Rodger)
Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up. View quote
Garrison Keillor
Irene the Slut sits on top of the television, the atmosphere of Russian vodka about her skin. View quote
Carole Morin
Where, pray tell, are those 'made in Russia' labels? Other than crude and commodities; Kalashnikovs (AK-47s) and Vodka – what does post-communist Russia peddle? View quote
Ilana Mercer
Here's to the people we've met, And to the people we've fucked, And to those of us Who've had no such luck. Here's to beer in the glass, And vodka in the cup. Here's to pokin' her in the ass So she won't get knocked up. Here's to all of you, And here's to me, Together as friends we'll always be. But if we should ever disagree, Then FUCK ALL OF YOU, HERE'S TO ME! View quote
Tucker Max
Bond insisted ordering Leiter's Haig-and-Haig "on the rocks" and then he looked carefully at the barman. "A Dry Martini", he said. "One. In a deep champagne goblet." "Oui, monsieur." "Just a moment. Three measures of Gordons, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?" "Certainly, monsieur." The barman seemed pleased with the idea. View quote
Ian Fleming