Sock Quotes

Never put a sock in a toaster. (Eddie Izzard)
When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock. So I stopped wearing socks. View quote
Albert Einstein
After six years of working on low-budget independent films of the too-weird-to-watch variety, being asked by DreamWorks to come and play with the big boys, it was like finding an unicorn in your sock drawer. View quote
Sienna Guillory
To choose one sock from each of infinitely many pairs of socks requires the Axiom of Choice, but for shoes the Axiom is not needed. View quote
Bertrand Russell
She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms, she was always Lolita. View quote
Vladimir Nabokov
And pomp, and feast, and revelry, With mask, and antique pageantry, Such sights as youthful poets dream On summer eves by haunted stream. Then to the well-trod stage anon, If Jonson's learned sock be on, Or sweetest Shakespeare, Fancy's child, Warble his native wood-notes wild, And ever, against eating cares, Lap me in soft Lydian airs, Married to immortal verse Such as the meeting soul may pierce, In notes with many a winding bout Of linked sweetness long drawn out. View quote
John Milton
We did just leave an insane asylum,” Hi agreed. "For all we know, Chance spend his nights dancing naked with sock puppets, plotting to invade Canada. View quote
Kathy Reichs
If you're too happy about anything, fate usually gives you a good sock in the jaw and knocks you down. View quote
Madeleine L'Engle
I am working on a dress sock line of funky, colorful, cool designs. View quote
Rob Kardashian
No one wants to see a boring tube sock. View quote
Rob Kardashian
I feel like dress socks differentiate you in a different way - especially men in suits who just have the traditional business suit. The dress sock is the way to change it up in your mind and I like wearing my pants up higher so you see them. (Rob Kardashian)
R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care ... TCB Sock it to me, Sock it to me, Sock it to me. View quote
Aretha Franklin
Knitting is very conducive to thought. It is nice to knit a while, put down the needles, write a while, then take up the sock again. View quote
Dorothy Day
Why do I always want to sock it to you hard? Let you know what love is like when I'm keeping all my cards up on the shelf Where you can't see them Why do I always want to keep it to myself? View quote
Zooey Deschanel
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. View quote
Steven Wright
Before my eyes he wilted like a wet sock. View quote
P. G. Wodehouse
After all, there's only one aswer to be made to the young fellow who is asking constantly for advice as to how to hit. The answer is: "Pick out a good one and sock it! View quote
Babe Ruth
All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it. I get back to the dugout and they ask me what it was I hit and I tell them I don't know except it looked good. View quote
Babe Ruth
are you saying that the feeling of searching for a missing sock is like searching for love? View quote
Cecelia Ahern
I was only allowed to wear a sock. But the only way to do the shot was to be naked. It's been my worst nightmare ever since the showers at school - I couldn't believe I was living it. View quote
Hugh Laurie
And I can hear my mother saying "Every old sock meets an old shoe" Isn't that a great saying? (Kate Bush)
Hey, you're lucky. My cabin is closest to the stables. I can hear her yelling all night: FIRST PLACE OR DEATH! AN A MINUS IS A FAILING GRADE! Leo really needs to design a gag that's better than my old sock. View quote
Rick Riordan
Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can. View quote
Rob Thurman
I didn't need to be rescued." "Sorry, but my sword outranks your..." she glanced at my hand, "sock puppet. View quote
Kelley Armstrong
I am a fan of a bright sock. They're bold. View quote
Matt Smith