Murray Quotes

Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, "Did you fall?" He said, "No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket." (Billy Connolly)
Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian. View quote
David Zucker
We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray. View quote
Evan Sayet
It was tough for him in that newsroom with Ted Baxter getting all the glory and this poor guy doing all the work. Murray worried so much he worried his hair off! View quote
Gavin MacLeod
I always thought that Bill Murray was one of the great actors that I've worked with. And I've worked with all kinds of people who are known primarily for their dramatic work. View quote
Ivan Reitman
I love jazz and pop rock and country. I grew up listening to Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Def Leppard, AC/DC, Anne Murray - if I hear something really great... I want to be a part of it. View quote
Natalie MacMaster
It worked well because Don Murray didn't want to be on Knots anymore. View quote
William Devane
1963 is when prayer and Bible reading was taken out of the American school system. Anybody remember that? Madalyn Murray O'Hair? Her son, by the way, became a preacher. His mom used him to get prayer taken out. But in 1963, sexually transmitted diseases began to climb. This is for kids 10 to 14 years of age. 1963 is when divorce rates began to go up. By the way, premarital sex and divorce go hand and hand. If you don't trust 'em before you're married, you won't trust 'em after you're married. 1963 is when violent crimes began to increase. There's been nearly a 1000% increase in violent crimes. 1963 is when unwed birthrates began to incline. 100% increase for girls 10 to 14. By the way, pregnancies have increased 553%. SAT scores have dropped off incredibly since 1963. 1963 is when we saw an incredible rise of married couples living together in adultery. Teen suicide rate has gone crazy. View quote
Kent Hovind
This is the whole point of technology. It creates an appetite for immortality on the one hand. It threatens universal extinction on the other. Technology is lust removed from nature. - Murray (WN 285) View quote
Don DeLillo
There can never be another Murray Walker. We will try to enjoy Formula One and motor racing without him, but it will never be the same. Unless I am mistaken, we've lost an institution. View quote
Murray Walker
My main inspiration is sardonic British TV critics like Charlie Brooker, whose excellent show Screenwipe is fully on Youtube, and I recommend everyone watch it. He used to write for a PC magazine I read fanatically as a child. My own style is a mixture of him, possibly Douglas Adams, and internet writers like Seanbaby, Old Man Murray, or Something Awful. I'm such a rip-off. (Ben Croshaw)
And we both know. That people change. When truth's not part of their lives. I've seen the love in their eyes. Don't say goodbye. Goodbye. ~ "Murray" View quote
Pete Yorn
And he won't follow. These lines he's drawn for him and he don't want to try. Seeing is believing Lord knows what he sees here every night. ~ "Murray" View quote
Pete Yorn
My heroes are Bill Murray and Dustin Hoffman. Those are the two actors that both do comedies and dramas, seamlessly. Also John C. Reilly and Philip Seymour Hoffman. They're all just great actors, neither comedic nor dramatic. They're just great actors. View quote
Jonah Hill
I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd. View quote
Chris Pratt
There have been many [libertarian writers who have inspired me]: Milton Friedman, Murray Rothbard-just-just a number of people who have influenced me-Mary Ruwart, Harry Browne who ran for president as a Libertarian a couple times-so there've been a number of people. View quote
Glenn Jacobs
Murray held his daughter at arm's length. "Does God...er, visit you?” "She doesn't even whisper to me. I listen, but she doesn't talk. It's not fair.” God didn't talk. The best news he'd heard since Gabriel Frostig announced his embryo. "Look Julie, it's good she doesn't talk. God asks her children to do crazy things. It's good she doesn't whisper. Understand?” "I guess.” "Really?” "Uh-huh. Where'd the crab go? Is he looking for his friends?”. View quote
James K. Morrow
He was a devout believer in the second chance. To the man who asked, "What's the point of closing the barn door after the horse has been stolen?” Murray would answer, "The point is that the door is now closed.”. View quote
James K. Morrow
[Anne Murray] embodies the Canadian popular music industry. She's been so successful within Canada and internationally. She's really identified with Canada, even one of her songs Snowbird, that's so Canada. View quote
Anne Murray
I've always had a crush on Anne Murray, since I was like 9 years old. But no, [Ingenue]'s not about her. View quote
Anne Murray
I don't know how to be like a Bill Murray or a Will Ferrell, these guys who know how to make a line funny just by, I don't know, some extra-sense perception. I only know character and emotion and real acting; that's all I know how to do. (John C. Reilly)
I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Aykroyd and I never saw myself as in their world. View quote
Dana Carvey
Bill Murray is a wonderful actor, and he's very funny, and I've seen him be serious and terrific. View quote
Geoffrey Ward
When you have a performer as talented as Bill Murray or as Harold, that can write as well as they can perform, you can do a final draft on the set if you think of it that way. View quote
Ivan Reitman
The original 'Caddyshack' with Chevy Chase and Bill Murray is one of the best comedies ever made. View quote
Jonathan Silverman