Spaghetti Quotes

I am a genre lover – everything from spaghetti western to samurai movie. (Quentin Tarantino)
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. View quote
Christopher Morley
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. View quote
Sophia Loren
How little it takes to make life unbearable: a pebble in the shoe, a cockroach in the spaghetti, a woman's laugh. View quote
H. L. Mencken
In general I love to eat anything. I enjoy anything that is well prepared, a good spaghetti, lasagna, taco, steak, sushi, refried beans. View quote
Martin Yan
My mom cooked pot roast with noodles and frozen vegetables. Or she'd make spaghetti or hot dogs, or heat up TV dinners. Before I started modeling at age 19, I was 5'8" and weighed 165 pounds. View quote
Carol Alt
I made lemon spaghetti in an early season of 'Everyday Italian,' and to this day people still come up to me and say they love it. It's very, very simple. Basically, you cook the pasta and mix together Parmesan cheese, olive oil, lemon juice and zest and pour it over the pasta. View quote
Giada De Laurentiis
Well, I'm Italian, but my family isn't stereotypical. I mean, I only have one sister and we don't yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn't even have a secret spaghetti sauce recipe. View quote
Jennifer Esposito
I love spaghetti and meatballs... I eat a lot. View quote
Susan Lucci
Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad, sad thing. View quote
Haruki Murakami
Today, the Italians have (hard) wheat foods like spaghetti and macaroni as their staple, while most Europeans use the potato. The Italians took the idea of the spaghetti-type foods from the Chinese noodle after Marco Polo returned from travels there, while Europe adopted the potato from American Indians. In neither case were Europeans enslaved before they could receive a benefit that was the logical heritage of all mankind, but Africans are to be told that the European slave trade developed us by bringing us maize and cassava. (Walter Rodney)
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. View quote
George S. Patton
Why is it that Johnny Spaghetti Stain in fucking Georgia can knock a woman up, legally be married to her, and then beat the shit out of her, but these two intelligent, sophisticated writers who have been together for 20 years can't get married? It's infuriating and idiotic. I'm incredibly passionate about my support for the gay community and what they're dealing with at this current point in time. I have arguments with people where I get red in the face, screaming at the top of my lungs. View quote
Seth MacFarlane
Well folks, it's October and you know what that means: only a few more weeks 'til Hallowe'en when my family traditionally puts up our Christmas decorations. People come from far and wide to visit our haunted manger. We make their kids stick their hands in a spoooky bowl of Frankincense!! It's actually just spaghetti. View quote
Stephen Colbert
There is nothing so unusual, they tell me, about coming back to your car and finding the radio aerial torn off, the windshield wipers bent up in the air like spaghetti, and all the windows smashed... for no particular reason except to make sure you know just exactly where it's at these days. Where indeed? View quote
Hunter S. Thompson
Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1000 of something is too many. I'll have 1000 pieces of noodles. View quote
Mitch Hedberg
Anything?" She laughed. "Like what kind of anything did you want?" "Well, when I was five, I wanted to take a bath in spaghetti." -Clary & Jace, pg.310. View quote
Cassandra Clare
I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. View quote
Rachael Ray
When you really want to show some love, keep the flowers and say it with spaghetti. View quote
Rachael Ray
My first date has been sort of mythologized as ‘Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to King's a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti. No, this was not the brightest idea. But it wasn't a big trauma, though. View quote
Justin Bieber
Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. (Quentin Tarantino)
I've got so many movies I would like to make. I've got my western, my World War II bunch of guys on a mission, my spaghetti western, my horror film. But since I know I won't live long enough to do all the movies I want to do, with every movie the goal is to wipe out as many as I can. View quote
Quentin Tarantino
Daylight came creeping through a white, muted world of fog. Garraty was walking by himself again. He no longer even knew how many had bought it in the night. Five maybe. His feet had headaches. Terrible migraines. He could feel them swelling each time he put his weight on them. His buttocks hurt. His spine was icy fire. But his feet had headaches and the blood was coagulating in them and swelling them and turning the veins to al dente spaghetti. View quote
Stephen King
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. View quote
Sophia Loren
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already-Mom's spaghetti. View quote
Eminem