Fart Quotes - page 3

Criticisms from democratic personages can be of only two kinds, those that are wrong and those that are not. Criticisms that are not wrong can help remedy our shortcomings while wrong ones must be refuted. As for such types as Liang Shu-ming, Peng Yi-hu and Chang Nai-chi, if they want to fart, let them. That will be to our advantage, for everybody can judge whether the smell is good or foul, and through discussion the majority can be won over and these types isolated. (Mao Zedong)
There are a lot of things we can learn from the Soviet Union. Naturally, we should learn from its advanced and not its backward experience. The slogan we have advocated all along is to draw on the advanced Soviet experience. Who told you to pick up its backward experience? Some people are so undiscriminating that they say a Russian fart is fragrant. That too is subjectivism. The Russians themselves say it stinks. Therefore, we should be analytical. View quote
Mao Zedong
The chaos caused was on a grand scale and I take responsibility. Comrades, you must all analyse your own responsibility. If you have to ***, ***! If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it. View quote
Mao Zedong
Did I fart in your face? I like to do that! View quote
Chuck Berry
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested. View quote
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
My favorite food when I was with the Floyd was Heinz Baked Beans. I would shit my pants quite regularly during sessions. To this day, I believe that's why Roger has such a dour look on his face. I went through more pairs of trousers than I care to discuss. I guess you could call that era "Pooper at the Gates of Dawn” or "Atom Fart Mother.”. View quote
Syd Barrett
How do you decide a battle is lost? Numbers, strategic advantage, positioning? It's all worth a sparrow's fart. It comes down to men who are willing. The largest army will founder if its men are less willing to die than to win. View quote
David Gemmell
My friends like to tell me before they fart like it's important. They get really excited, like I wanna know about it. "Jeez I'm gonna fart." "Don't do it in here ya dickhead there's no windows." Or they tell you after they've done it. "I just farted." But nobody ever tell's you while their doing it. That'd be a bit weird going "I'm farting! (Pause) Still goin'!" View quote
Carl Barron