Shaving Quotes

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' (Mitch Hedberg)
The secret of a long marriage is shaving your legs every day... because it shows you still care. View quote
Gloria Estefan
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. View quote
Barry Goldwater
When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the mustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it - and everybody was talking about it - that I decided to keep it. View quote
Mark Spitz
You know, I would date, if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. (Grace) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
You know, I would date if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. But most are such a waste of time that I'd rather sit at home and watch reruns of Hee Haw. View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Garion started shaving. "Try to keep away from your nose," said Hettar wryly. "A man looks quite strange without a nose. View quote
David Eddings
These days, my subjects are murder and mayhem and other terrible things that happen to people - things that are even worse than cutting yourself shaving. And these are not the sorts of things you feel the need to experience before you write about them. View quote
Linwood Barclay
Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum. View quote
Jack Kemp
I think that the point of being an architect is to help raise the experience of everyday living, even a little. Putting a window where people would really like one. Making sure a shaving mirror in a hotel bathroom is at the right angle. Making bureaucratic buildings that are somehow cheerful. View quote
David Chipperfield
It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful. (Gary Carter)
It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly. View quote
Joe Dempsie
They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph. View quote
Jackie Cooper
Though it`s a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible. View quote
Michael Rosenbaum
Anything over-handed, I do left-handed. Like throwing a ball or serving in tennis. Otherwise, right-handed, like writing and shaving. View quote
Mike Weir
The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking. View quote
William Petersen
In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history. View quote
Phil Donahue
Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used. View quote
Haruki Murakami
Rochester: [checking his equipment] Shaving cream, brush, razor, smelling salts. View quote
Jack Benny
One of the main reasons American liberals adore Europe is that Europe still worships its intellectuals. In America, intellectuals are mostly for entertainment. But across the pond, these folks get to do real damage. Why, just this spring a small Italian village had its barbershop cited by the local magistrate because its shaving brushes did not conform to the standard set by the European Union. I am not making this up. View quote
Jonah Goldberg
I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper. (Alan Moore)
Although a lot of pain for a little screen time; Shaving legs, waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra, losing weight because women's clothes are SO revealing - Ladies you have my respect. View quote
Lou Diamond Phillips
Seven thirty-nine, more than three hundred miles to the north and east, Jack Reacher climbed out of his motel room window. One minute earlier, he had been in the bathroom, brushing his teeth. One minute before that, he had opened the door of his room to check the morning temperature. He had left it open, and the closet just inside the entrance passageway was faced with mirrored glass, and there was a shaving mirror in the bathroom on a cantilevered arm, and by a freak of optical chance he caught sight of four men getting out of a car and walking toward the motel office. Pure luck, but a guy as vigilant as Jack Reacher gets lucky more times than the average. View quote
Lee Child
Experience has taught me, when I am shaving of a morning, to keep watch over my thoughts, because, if a line of poetry strays into my memory, my skin bristles so that the razor ceases to act...The seat of this sensation is the pit of the stomach. Houseman's test for great poetry. View quote
A. E. Housman
Lois: [intercepting a man in the women's bookstore] Can I help you find something, sir? Man: Um... just browsing. Lois: Hmm... I find that publication rather tame myself. Have you ever seen this one? This month there's a hot photo spread of three totally tattooed babes with strap-ons doing an armpit shaving scene. And if you're looking for a real thrill, check out the story, "She Came in Waves," in this new female ejaculation anthology! Man: 'Scuse me, I think I left my car at a hydrant. View quote
Alison Bechdel