Golfer Quotes - page 3

I'm a golfer, and what are the two sports you can do till you drop? Golf and surfing. They're great for you limber-wise, they're great for you health-wise, and they put you in sweet locations. (Matthew McConaughey)
I intend to be the greatest golfer in the world, the finest film producer in Hollywood, the greatest pilot in the world, and the richest man in the world. View quote
Howard Hughes
My golf score is really bad. I don't know. I'm definitely not a good golfer. Off the tee box, I can drive it about 275, and I'm in the fairway about 99% of the time. It's my next shot that needs work. View quote
Jason Aldean
It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul. View quote
P. G. Wodehouse
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. View quote
Jon Stewart
If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable. View quote
Larry David
Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose. View quote
Abigail Van Buren
I think I've gotten more attention after the Olympics than any other U.S. athlete, and it's really great that people are recognizing who I am and what I do. You look at Shaq and you see a basketball player. You look at Tiger Woods and you see a golfer. But people are responding to who I am. View quote
Johnny Weir
I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint. View quote
Alan Hansen
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer. View quote
Penn Jillette
I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer. (Brett Hull)
I'm probably the only bottom-heavy golfer in the country. View quote
Jack Nicklaus
The long irons are the nemesis of the average golfer. I'm convinced that the underlying reason for this is that he keeps hearing how hard they are to handle. They're not that difficult, truly. View quote
Jack Nicklaus