Cookie Quotes - page 2

Let me tell you what really happened... Every night before I go to bed, I have milk and cookies. One night I mixed some low-fat milk and some pasteurized, then I dipped my cookie in and the shit blew up. (Richard Pryor)
I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff. View quote
Sandra Bullock
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. View quote
Bill Vaughan
...when the armed robber of unhappiness knocks over the Keebler cookie display of our complacency, and bangs the samurai sword of negativity on the checkout counter of our dreams, we must not be afraid to hurl the fruit cocktail can of hope. View quote
Dave Barry
Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. View quote
Janet Evanovich
Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that's a costly investment in your health. But how much you want to invest is going to depend on how much longer you expect to live in the future, even if you don't make those investments. View quote
Emily Oster
It was as though the darkness was a sheet of raw cookie dough and someone had just taken a cookie cutter and made a child-sized shape out of it. View quote
Lauren Oliver
That's your solution? Have a cookie?' Astrid asked. 'No, my solution is to run down to the beach and hide out until this is all over,' Sam said. 'But a cookie never hurts. View quote
Michael Grant
When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies. View quote
Amy Sedaris
I have a feeling that when I'm Stormy's age, these everyday moments will be what I remember: Peter's head bent, biting into a chocolate chip cookie; the sun coming through the cafeteria window, bouncing off his brown hair; him looking at me. (Jenny Han)
Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 - two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?) View quote
Ally Carter
I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to be a lie. View quote
Elizabeth Meriwether
Don't expect too much from yourself. What I like to do when I have a day off is make various cookie doughs and freeze them. Then I always have that on hand if I need it. View quote
Giada De Laurentiis
I have a horrible sweet tooth. It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it? View quote
Hoda Kotb
When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie. View quote
Homaro Cantu
Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned. View quote
Ilona Andrews
IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie. View quote
Joanne Fluke
The film I think was a good film for what it was designed for. It was for kids. Unfortunately the critics slashed it before it even started but that is just the way the cookie crumbles. View quote
Justin Guarini
If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop. View quote
James Broughton
Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila, maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it. (Kim Harrison)
The cookie maker needs someone to look out for him. View quote
Kim Harrison
On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, 'That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,' should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies. View quote
Lester Holt
The three-year-old who lies about taking a cookie isn't really a liar after all. He simply can't control his impulses. He then convinces himself of a new truth and, eager for your approval, reports the version that he knows will make you happy. View quote
Cathy Rindner Tempelsman
I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream gum. View quote
Rachel G. Fox