Cookie Quotes

I've always liked to go down a different path. Being a woman of color, I never followed a cookie cutter way. (Halle Berry)
If, even as the price to be paid for a fifth vote, I ever joined an opinion for the Court that began: "The Constitution promises liberty to all within its reach, a liberty that includes certain specific rights that allow persons, within a lawful realm, to define and express their identity,” I would hide my head in a bag. The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie. View quote
Antonin Scalia
Everything is exactly as it is for a reason. The crumb on your table is no mystical reminder of this morning's cookie, it is there because you have chosen not to remove it. No exceptions. View quote
Richard Bach
To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful. View quote
Woody Allen
I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up - that's immediate approval. View quote
Paula Deen
Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter. View quote
Peter De Vries
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. View quote
Suze Orman
Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
this blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can pull off. View quote
David Levithan
So you have you price," I said with a mouthful of crumbs. "Your soul for a cookie." Fang made sure Dr. Martinez wasn't looking and then shot me the bird. View quote
James Patterson
Some people just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie. (James Patterson)
I wake at 5 or 5:30 most mornings, make myself a latte and grab a cookie, write until 10 or 11, go have my favorite meal, 'second breakfast,' or grab coffee with friends, or play basketball. Then, around noon, I begin apologizing via email for the manuscripts I can't get to. View quote
Jess Walter
You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie. View quote
Ina Garten
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. View quote
Maria Shriver
I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience. View quote
Debbi Fields
Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it. View quote
Hector Elizondo
This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. View quote
Daniel Handler
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. View quote
Alec Baldwin
I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love, and the world's greatest chocolate chip cookie, and my heart does a little dance. View quote
Nora Ephron
Racism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it. View quote
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
If I was on death row and given one last meal I would ask for a fortune cookie. "Come on 'long prosperous life!'" (Mitch Hedberg)
Why are terms of endearment always food? Honey, cookie, sugar, pumpkin. Its not like caring about someone is enough to actually sustain you. View quote
Jodi Picoult
Cookie: What are you sad about?Harry: I'm spiritually bankrupt. I'm empty.Cookie: What do you mean?Harry: I'm frightened. I got no soul, you know what I mean? Let me put it this way: when I was younger it was less scary waiting for Lefty than it is waiting for Godot.Cookie: You lost me!Harry: You know that the universe is coming apart? You know about that? You know what a black hole is?Cookie: Yeah. That's how I make my living. View quote
Woody Allen
Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. View quote
Dean Koontz
A lot of producers cookie cut movies one after another, but I'll be a little more careful, and have the opportunity to be, because I have the acting career to subsidize the producing. View quote
Ryan Phillippe