Ham Quotes - page 3

In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves. (Rachel Johnson)
When I was younger, my dad was making a music video for a band in Montreal. I was goofing around and being a ham. An agent was there and she was telling me, 'Hey, do you think you'd want to go out on auditions?' I was like, 'Yeah, what's an audition? Sure, I'll do it.' View quote
Vanessa Lengies
If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham. View quote
Groucho Marx
I never really took any acting classes. I'm just a natural ham, I guess. View quote
Queen Latifah
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. View quote
Jack Benny
Pass the damn ham, please. View quote
Harper Lee
Do you know what a Polish sandwich is? It's one coupon for ham between two coupons for bread. View quote
Coluche
She's got those big black eyes with plenty shiny white in them that makes them shine like brand new money and she knows what God gave women eyelashes for, too. Her hair is not what you might call straight. It's negro hair, but it's got a kind of white flavor. Like the piece of string out of a ham. It's not ham at all, but it's been around ham and got the flavor. View quote
Zora Neale Hurston
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad a turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastromi,.Some one needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself. View quote
Mitch Hedberg
I have the insecurities of any actress, I suppose of any woman. Even the most beautiful ones feel unhappy. Look at Bardot: she was suicidal. But I like to play with the camera. I like to ham it up. View quote
Chloë Sevigny
I love making buckwheat crepes with ham, Parmesan cheese, and a fried egg on top. It's my go-to breakfast. (Taylor Swift)
I don't like apartments - the idea of other people living, copulating and defecating above me - they make me feel as trapped as a slice of ham in a sandwich. When I was a student in Paris, I always rented attics right at the top of buildings, and as soon as I was making enough money, I bought houses. View quote
Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt
I am lucky to be what I am! Thank goodness I'm not just a clam, or a ham, or a dusty jar of sour gooseberry jam! I am what I am - that's a great thing to be! View quote
Dr. Seuss
When I was 24, I was full of life. I was that ham who wanted to be famous, a movie star, all that stuff. I think it's cool. But it was not what I was searching for, really. It was more a delusion. View quote
Jean-Claude Van Damme
What is patriotism but love of the good things we ate in our childhood? I have said elsewhere that the loyalty to Uncle Sam is the loyalty to doughnuts and ham and sweet potatoes and the loyalty to the German Vaterland is the loyalty to Pfannkuchen and Christmas Stollen. View quote
Lin Yutang
You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever. View quote
Brandon Sanderson
Born ham, that's basically me. View quote
Whoopi Goldberg
Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same. View quote
Andy Roddick
Actors and technicians were being demobbed every day. Very soon the only ham actor left in the combined forces would be General George Patton. View quote
Michael Powell (director)
(Young girl rejecting Devil's attempt to purchase her soul) Bag your face.... You set off the smoke detector, ham breath. View quote
Nicole Hollander
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork and Bacon. Let others think his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. (Ogden Nash)
Nothing helps scenery like ham and eggs. View quote
Mark Twain
What kind of food did we drop on Afghanistan? Pop-Tarts, peanut butter...just add a Honey Baked Ham and you've got a redneck Christmas. Why are we dropping this food on Afghanistan? Tastes a shit load better than dirt, #1. #2, difficult to have a call to jihad with a mouth full of peanut butter. Thirdly, Afghanistan is a hashish-smoking culture, and anyone who's ever been a friend of the hookah will go, (intense, stoned stare) "Pop-Tarts!" View quote
Robin Williams
I felt like a wonderful sandwich, a slice of white bread between two slices of ham. View quote
Dorothy Lamour
Better, far better! Endure all the horrors of civil war than to see the dusky sons of Ham leading the fair daughters of the south to the altar. View quote
Mike Jones