Fang Quotes

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? (Phyllis Diller)
So who was she? (Vane) Why do you assume it was a female? (Fang) Didn't know you were fond of men. I'll file that under my special Fang folder. (Vane) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I accept you as you are, and I will always hold you close in my heart. I will walk beside you forever. (Fang) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh, gods, you're mated! I really hope it's to Aimee. (Bride) Thankfully so. Otherwise I'd have had to kill me some ho and then beat Fang senseless. (Aimee) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Ewwww-eee-wwww. Hey Ash, you vant to suck my blud? (Fang) No, thanks. The last thing I want is to catch parvo from you, or some other freaky dog disease that makes me lift my leg around hydrants. (Acheron) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
You I expected better of." He turned his swirling sliver gaze from Sam to Dev and Fang. "You two not so much." -Acheron. View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I see time away hasn't made you any more charming. (Fang) Oh, I can be charming. I just choose not to. People start to think you like them, then when you stab them in the back, they take it so personally. Really pisses me off. (Thorn) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Well", Fang said, mimicking a thick Southern drawl. "I must say its mighty nice of them Daimons to clean up after themselves when you kill them" He held his hands up to them. "Look Ma, no mess." "Does Fang have an off switch?" Talon asked Vane. View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fang laughed as he shoved Vane away 'Man, quit hugging on me. You are a perv." Vane punched him in the arm. "You're such an a**hole," Trace gasped. "Daddy said a bad word!" Fang said "You tell him pup. Keep your daddy straight. View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I can tell we're going to get along like Batman and the Joker. (Fang) Just remember one thing, world. I'm the best friend you'll ever have or the last enemy you'll ever make. (Thorn) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
De tall, dark vun--dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht said dismissively of Fang, who hadn't moved since the doctor had come in. Well, he's a snappy dresser," I offered. One side of Fang's mouth quirked. (James Patterson)
Pick a tree. I'll carve our initials into it." -Fang. View quote
James Patterson
This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad. View quote
James Patterson
You... are... a... fridge... with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. 'We're... freaking... ballet... dancers. View quote
James Patterson
Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Fang: "But we're grounded." Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing) View quote
James Patterson
So you have you price," I said with a mouthful of crumbs. "Your soul for a cookie." Fang made sure Dr. Martinez wasn't looking and then shot me the bird. View quote
James Patterson
Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang. View quote
James Patterson
Fang: When do I get out of here? Max: They say a week. Fang: So, like, tomorrow? Max: That's what I'm thinking. View quote
James Patterson
Fang looked at me, hope in his eyes, and I smirked at him. I save the huge emotional kissy-face for imminent death scenes. This probably didn't qualify. View quote
James Patterson
Gazzy, man, jeezum!" Fang exclaimed. "What the heck have you been eating for God's sake?" That was a smoke bomb!" Gazzy defended himself. "Not even i could fill this whole flippin' house! View quote
James Patterson
When are you going to trust me Max?" asked Fang. "When I go completely bonkers," I laughed. (James Patterson)
I'm gonna barf," I whispered to Fang, wiping my sweaty hands on my jeans. You'll be fine," he whipered back. "You always are. I'm gonna die," I moaned. You can't die," he said a hint of a smile in his voice."You're the indesructible Max. View quote
James Patterson
I couldn't leave Total behind.” "Total?” Iggy asked. "That's what his card said,” Angel explained. "Totally a mutant dog who will probably turn on us and kill us in our sleep,” Fang said. View quote
James Patterson
Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was Fang and he was giggling hysterically. For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle, esspecially hysterically. View quote
James Patterson
what was fang going to do BLOG about max throwing herself into space so she wouldn't have to kiss him again? NO instead he smashed his fist against the cave wall then grimaced at the pain and stupidity seeing his bloodied knuckles. View quote
James Patterson